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Jack Herrera

... the struggle of the brothers and the folks/ lovers of the dope/ experiment to discover hope/ scu

About Me

I play piano. I laugh alot. I sometimes wear mis-match sox, i was hit by a car of teenagers that sped off, I was prom king!, I saved David Bowie's baby, Was in a 15 piece Japanese funk band....in Japan, passed out in a yoga class, once ate 13 pieces of chicken and six hotdogs at a De La Soul concert at Trinity College for their Spring Fling-type event. We then threw bottles at the Bare Naked Ladies. They suck so much it makes me ill. Holla

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Charlize Theron, Keisha Knight-Pulliam, Nicole Ritchie, Roseanne (i really think she's cute, now) Oscar peterson, Alonzo

My Blog

Last Night

Its 3:14 in the a.m. I watched a marathon Yankee-Red Sox game (A-Rod walked it off!)I almost masturbated but decided against it. U.S. Marshals came on.Yesterday was crazy. I woke up and ...
Posted by on Sat, 08 Aug 2009 00:15:00 GMT

Dallas

I'm still here, in Dallas, pondering life. I've found a new outlet in facebook that allows me to contact some of my metropolitan friends.I feel I am in space looking at a box of active people in a myt...
Posted by on Mon, 21 Jul 2008 13:59:00 GMT

"Columbus, sneeze over there please!!"

Been reading this book "Gun's, Germs, and Steel: The Fates of Human Societies". It basically states that food production and the domestication of plants is the biggest reason for the rise of certain g...
Posted by on Thu, 26 Jun 2008 10:39:00 GMT

facecocok

playing chess on face book and found all these who I guess have a myspace allergy
Posted by on Fri, 13 Jun 2008 08:54:00 GMT

Whoopi!!!

..> This actually Happened August 27, 2007. ..TR height="100%" UNSELECTABLE="on" width="100%"> So I meet Whoopi Goldberg, while smoking a bowl at a supermarlet in the Village. Drinking Tequila we wal...
Posted by on Sun, 01 Jun 2008 06:26:00 GMT

Hippies are killing the Dead

I used to be a dirty, stinkin hippie. I had the patched cords with the hole in the cuff that had 2 or 3 resin covered paper clips so I could readily clean my bowl or pipe for easy marijauna smokin'. I...
Posted by on Sun, 01 Jun 2008 06:23:00 GMT

.Memorial Day Promises

I make a promise to listen more to the advice given to me.Thank you in advance for the wise words, and phrases of encouragement.I really do appreciate it.Its not often that peole actually care about t...
Posted by on Sat, 24 May 2008 12:23:00 GMT

HAA

  Thought this was odd and hilarious. I googled myself to prove to someone that my highschool football feats were written up in the NY Times. My name is Daryl McElveen for anyone who forgot ...
Posted by on Tue, 20 May 2008 11:17:00 GMT

Lone Star

As I'm writing this in a library, there is a guy who looks like an older David Cross with thick black-rimmed glasses, sucking on alemon, scrolling through an automatic rifle sitemumbling sweet nothing...
Posted by on Tue, 13 May 2008 10:31:00 GMT

It never rains in southern California

It really doesn’t.I hate Orange County. One of the snobbiest places on Earth. The bars suck. TGIF, and Sizzler are the hot spots... Wait don’t let me forget Denny’s! They give out J-...
Posted by on Wed, 02 Apr 2008 22:45:00 GMT