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Ollie

This is Bat country....

About Me

Currently working a job I hate and waiting for the opportunity to launch my assault on the German pop charts using a Hasselhoff style chest wig for a backing group.Well either that or find a job I enjoy.All I need is for that one big break. Preferably my bosses neck.

My Interests

Wine, women and song. Well, Beer, women and live music, film and enjoyable experiences.

I'd like to meet:

A beautiful, insanely attractive woman, who enjoys eating BBQ food, Chilli Nachos and Drinking beer. Any of the original line up of Knightmare.

Music:

Anything with feeling in it. You know, more than a feeling, feeling strangley fine, cant stop the feeling, hooked on a feeling.....

Movies:

Sci-Fi/Fantasy. Feel good movies with important messages for american teenagers

Television:

24, Lost, Scrubs, Scrapheap Challenge. Bring back Firefly!

Heroes:

Steve Redgrave, Stuart Pearce, Gambit, Dave Grohl, Mr T, Joss Whedon.

My Blog

inane banter

Some people are actually reading this shit? That makes me feel all warm inside. Pointless fact, most dutch people dont smoke, in Holland you eat anything you want, anything is legal, as long as its de...
Posted by Ollie on Wed, 07 Jun 2006 02:45:00 PST

Eating Out of A Big Metal Dustbin

Yoyoyo. I never really liked yoyos, they always used to get proper knotted up.   Incase anyone actually reads this, don't eat worms from the soil, make sure that you wash them first, as the toxin...
Posted by Ollie on Fri, 26 May 2006 12:43:00 PST