ChaMEME

"Let me tell you something about myself. I am a city- dweller. My lungs are filled to bursting with car exhausts, factory emmisions, and other noxious gasses which in time shall kill me. My stress level resembles resembles a frayed piece of rope which a piano is being lowered down the side of a ten-storey building. My idea of exercise is getting up and switching TV channels manually instead of using the remote-control clicker. When the building elevator is on the blink, I don't give a sigh of resignation and take the stairs -- I find the person-in-charge and yell at him to fix it." - Jessica Zafra