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DaVe(dumbell pressed the 130 dumbells)!!!!!!!!!!!!

just a 6'4 guy from nj

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yo wats up my names dav, and i live in a small town called manalapan. I like girls workin out food and all the other shit teenagers like to do lol. thats it not much to me oh and i DO love and believe in GOD oh and one more thing i am straight edge which means ive never smoked drank or done any drugs, and yes that does amke me much better than u ight hit me up if u want to get to talk meI edited my profile at Freeweblayouts.net , check out these Myspace Layouts!

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full name: david brett isaacson
nickname(s): dave the killah
birthday: 10/15/89
where were you born: nj
zodiac sign: libra
height: 6'0, 6'4 wen im done growin
weight: 165
hair color: dirty blonde
eye color: blu/gr.
shoe size: 13
ring size: idk
skin type (freckles, tan, albino, etc.): normal lol
blood type: idk
grade: 11
GPA: 3.0
siblings: sister laura
tattoos: not yet
piercings: no
hobbies: workin out, girls, basketball, hangin wit my dog lol
favorite
color: orange
food: cluck-u chicken sandwhiches yum
candy: anything sour
type of cheese: all cheeses is yummy lol
pizza topping: cheesey
salad dressing: red wine vinnagarette but i dont eat salad
sandwich: italian deli or chicken
cereal: cocoa puffs thts some hardcore shit
fruit: oranges lol
vegetable: nope
berry: strawberrys but i never ate the shit lol
cake: choclatoverflow hell yeah
book: nope
movie: too many to name
magazine: hustler, nah im j/k prob. muscle and fitness or muscular development
newspaper: asbury park press
tv show: um, reno 911
website: idk myspace hahah
radio station: howard stern on sirius sattelite radio
font: jokerman it the shit yo
cartoon character: chico from adventures of chico and guapo lool
artist (painter): idk, michael angelo
actor: um,n the rocjk igess
actress: idk alicia silverstone
cd: jamie kennedy's blowin up
song: mattres mack
music group: snoop doggy dogg
music type: rap
day of the week: sat.
month: ..d
season: winter
holiday: my b-day
shampoo: head and shoulders babyyy
conditioner: dont use my hairs naturally silky
number: 2
phrase: yo wats up motha fucka
store: um quiznos lol lol
weather: cold ice cold
restaurant: idk fridays
channel: mtv, vh1, comedy central, spike, court tv, fox, fx,tlc,nick at nite
teacher: doctorski
weekend activity: chillen
hangout: the clubs
house color: white
sport to watch: b-ball
sport to play: b-ball
animal: bears or tigers
flower: marigold
guy's name: david hahah
girl's name: johanna or
board game: um mall madness hahah
party game: spin the bottle or truth or dare
story from childhood: idk, i have a few lol
body part: my arms and chest
have you ever
been on a train: no
been on a plane: yes
been in a car accident: yes
caused a car accident: no
run into a wall: yes
burned a potato chip: no
almost burned the house down: yes
smoked: no tht shit aint for me
been drunk: nah, i aint about to fuck up my health
been high: no
broken the law: yeah lot of time
burned a cd (if yes, the one above is yes): yes
kissed someone of the opposite sex: yup
kissed someone of the same sex: ewww fuck no man im not a fuckin homo
frenched an animal: huh?
made out: yup
had cyber sex: yup lol lol
gotten engaged: no
had an online relationship: yup
been rejected by a crush: no
loved: yup
made yourself cry to get out of trouble: yup
cried in public: yup, like 10 years ago
cried over a movie: no
fallen asleep in a movie theater: no
given someone a bath: yea my dog hahah
been to a boarding school: no
been home-schooled: no
lost a valuable item: yeah, the love of an ex gf
bungee jumped: no
skied: no
met the president: no
met a celebrity: yup yup
gotten a cavity: yup
shopped at abercrombie & fitch: no
made a prank call: yup
skipped school: yup
faked sick to get out of school: yup
purchased something that you knew didn't fit: all the time
climbed a tree: yuyp
fallen from a tree: no
broken a bone: no
sprained anything: no
passed out: no
made yourself pass out: no no
been to disney world: yup
been to a theme park (not disney): yup yup yup
said i love you and meant it (not to a relative): yup
made a model volcano (working model): yup
made a clover leaf with your tounge: yup
past
what did you do yesterday: hung wit my boys lol
memory you miss the most: first time i saw my dog lol so cute so cute
memory you want to forget: um, idk
something you regretted after it was done: cursin sum1 out hahha
the last
song you heard: mattress mack- jamie kennedy
cd you bought: idk
thing you said: shane come here haha
time you cried: like wen iwas 6
movie seen in a theater: im not sure
thing you ate: cluck-u chicken in red bank hahahha
person who called: monique
nail polish shade worn: wtf
time you showered: hour ago
person who complimented you: sarah
at this moment
what are you listening to: notin
what are you wearing: short sleeve t, wit some gangsta ss jeans wit fade
what are you thinking: wen is this damn survey gonna end lol
what are you scared of most: bein alone w/o love
how many people are on your buddy list: aol- 190 myspace- around 400
future
occupation: gynecologist yea boi lol or vet love my doggs lol
marriage site: vegas baby
honeymoon: hawaii
place to live: jersey
kids: 2 mabe
car: w/e is hot in the future
what are you doing tomorrow: goin out wit friends
do you think george bush will be reelected: no he was already
will there be a wwIII: yea
will politics ever be truthful: yea
will humanity snuff itself out: yea
can the gov. be changed: yeaa
friends
best friend: my dog. hes always got my bk
funniest: gregg
silliest: mike
loudest: oscar
quietest: josh
craziest: matt
calmest: sam
skinniest: sam
best secret keeper: sally
worst secret keeper: arthur
the one you have but don't want: none
smartest: idk, but no ones smarter than me you heard lol lol
preppiest: um i dont have preppy friends
peppiest: all the girls which is a lot
most hyper: idk
hottest: joanne
weirdest: grehgg
biggest pervert: josh lol
most annyoing: josh
shyest: josh
most religious: i d k k
do you believe in
heaven: yup yup
hell: yup yip
angels: yup yup
devil: yup yup
god: yup yup
buddha: yip
aliens: no
ghosts: no
spirit (soul): yup yip
soulmates: hell yeah hell yeah
reincarnation: yea a little
love at first sight: lust at first site
karma: yea
love in general: yea
luck: yea yea
yourself: yea yea
crush
who and when was your first crush: i never had crush's just relationships lol
any now: yea, not gonna say
a celebrity crush: lots
who do you want to be with right now: not tellin cause you're a snitch lol
whos number do you want: lots
who do you want to kiss: ...
what is something you dont understand about the opposite sex: idk , basically how they could be attracted to guys
if you could go on a date with anybody, who would it be: idk, id prob wanna go wit jenna jameson
on scale of one to ten, how romantic are you: 8
first thing noticed about the opposite sex: hahahah
what do you look for personality-wise: she gotta be fun and real girly girl like or else im not interested.
biggest turn on: good hygiene
biggest turn off: hairy yuck i hate hairy girls and girls with short hair whicjh is kinda an oxy moron lol
something thay weat that turns you on: nthin
something they wear that turns you off: idk, but i hate wen girls have short hair
the most romantic thing you want to happen to you: be in love wit the woman of my dreams lol lol
the most romantic thing that has happened to you: gone out wit women of my dreams.
what do you wear on a coffee date: somethng hot, i like to keep it gangsta lol
is it right to flirt if you're taken: i think so
is cyber cheating: no not really its all in good fun
are eyes the passegeway to the soul: yup yup
who would you like to take to the prom: ahahah, not tellin
do you want to hug somebody right now: o yeah
do you know what an aphrodisiac is: yeah i sho do
describe
mellow: calm
melancholy: i cant i no wat it means but icnt u no
the perfect date: playin in the snow...naked lol
the perfect mate: a lesbian =)
how m&m's are made: idk
why manhole covers are round: cause they havta be
one or the other
coke/pepsi: coke
sprite/7-up: sierra mist
boxers/briefs: boxers
gold/silver: platinum
vanilla/chocolate: chocolate
flowers/candy: candy
book/magazine: mag
tv/radio: tv
glass half empty/half full: half empty, too me thts more optimistic lol
democrat/republican: w/e bush is
colored pencils/markers: marks
coffee/tea: coffe yum
sun/moon: moon
day/night: night
hot/cold: colkd brrrrrrrrrrrrr
dog/cat: dogg
button/zipper: zipper
cotton/feather pillow: feather
blue/purple: orange
plumber/trashman: trashman
jeans/shorts: jeans
long distance relationship/none: lng distance relationships
mechanical/regular pencil: mechanical hahah hahah
matt/ben: wat
that 70's show/simpsons: futurama
kelso/eric: none
donna/jackie: both hashha both
bart/lisa: LISA
romeo/juliet: JULIET
romantic comedy/thriller: THRILLER
nsync/bsb: UM NONE
peanut butter/jelly: NEITHR HAHHA
waffles/pancakes: BOTH R OK BUT IM UP FOR THE FRENCCH TOAST
letter/email: EMAIL
florida/california: BOTH
pizza/burgers: BOTH
hat/visor: HAT
football/rugby: BOTH HAHA
iceskating/blading: BOTH IS COOL
movie at home/in theater: UM BOTH DEPOENDS ON THE MOOD IM IN
first thing you think of when you hear
yellow: SUN
red lipstick: ORALK SEX
socks: DIRTTY FEET
cowtipping: MANEUER
moulin rouge: RED LIPSTICK
greenland: LEPHRECHAUNS
iceland: VIKINGS
harry potter: SORCERER'S STONE HAHAH
red: RED
blackberry: BLUBERRY OR PHONE
rose: THORN
rooster: COCK
taxes: TAXI
bill clinton: BARBARA BUSH
whipped cream: CHOC. WHIPPED CRAM
george w. bush: GEAORGE BUSH SENIOR
lollipops: GIRLS
dreams: LOVE
love: DREAMS
guys: YUCK
south park: KICKASS HAHAH
boy bands: QUEERS
pengiuns: TUXEDOS
girls: HOT
thong: WATS UNDERNEATH
death: GRIM
spoons: FORKS
junk mail: SPAM FOLDER
dairy: CHEESE
panties: BOXERS
your father: MOTHER MOTHER
pizza: YUM
britney spears: CHRISTINA AQUILARA
vitamin: MINERAL
are you
happy: MOST OF THE TIME
sad: SOMETIMES
religious: WELL I BELIEVE STRONGLY IN THE G-O DOUBLE D HAHAH
bitchy: NO NEVER
crazy: YUP
messy: YUP
mad: YUP
slacker: O YEAH
nerd: YUP J/K
bookworm: NO
jock: YUP
preppy: NO
selfish: NO
giving: YUP
obsessive: YUP
violent: NO
calm: YUP
peaceful: YUO
mellow: YUP
eccentric: YUP
caring: YUP
untrustworthy: YUP
loyal: YUO
patriotic: YIUP
perverted: NO NOT REALLY
colorful: DOES THT MEAN GAY-NO OR CREATVE-YES
artistic: YES
miscellanoues
what color is your jacket: GOLD LOL
do you shave: NO
where: NO
what color is your razor: NO
what size is your bed: TWIN ITS T SMALL THOUGH I NEED A KING, SO I CAN BE COMFTORABLRE U DIG
what color crayon would you be: ORANGE
what are the last four digits of you phone number: 6499 THTS ALL UGET
feelings ..ion: AGAINST
how lond does it take you to shower: 30 MIN TO AN HOUR
what does your screenname mean: JUST WAT IT SES
thoughts on blonde pop stars in general: THEYRE HOT BUT OLD NEWSA
who so you trust the most: MY DOG
is cussing a necessity in life: YUP SURE IS
how about coffee: YUPO
is the world screwed: HAHA YUP
what something you cant live without: MY DOG.
what time did you fall asleep: UM 630
know what 69 means: HAHA YUP MY FAV. POSITION
how about 143: NO DNT THINK SO
can you live without a microwave: HELL NO ID STARVE
what do think about death: ITS SCRY
where and when do you want to be married: IDK LKIKE 10 YEARS AT ,MOST
do you want to drop out of school: NO WAY
why is the sky blue: CAUSE ITS SAD
what is a good trait about yourself: IM TAL STRONG, AND HAVE BEAUTIFUL EYES(JUSS TYPIN WAT IVE BEEN TOLD LOL)
what do you always think about: PEOPLES MOTIVES OL
what is wrong with your school: THE KIDS
what is right with your school: NOTHING
how do you react to change: I HATE IT
do you talk to yourself: NO
what is your opinion on love: I LOVE IT
can you afford to lose weight: HELL NO
what color would you dye your hair: UM MAYBE ALITTLE MORE BLONDE BUT IDK THTS KINDA GAY
best thing anyones told you: UR MAD BIG
what is your reaction to someone telling you you're hot: IT MAKES ME FEEL REALLY GOOD
does being psycho appeal to you: A LITTLE
if you wrote a book, what would it be about: MY LOVE LIFE
what would you change your name to: IFDK THT I WOULD CHANGE IT
longest crush lasted how long: IDK
tme finished: 543
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Hypersensitivity |||||||||||||||||||| 83%
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