"I don’t need a phone, I need a favor..." |
That was my curt response to the grinning guy at the mobile phone kiosk at the mall this past weekend. As soon as you make eye contact with these people, they're all over you. He actually started pout...
Posted by on Wed, 17 Dec 2008 21:03:00 GMT |
Why Im like this? |
The school was organized in concentric circles of terror centering on the Principal's office.
The Secretary at Her desk was located immediately outside of the Principal's door. Hanging on the wall, l...
Posted by on Sun, 13 Jul 2008 08:26:00 GMT |
mental archives |
Your chain of thoughts is a pretty strange thing.
I probably wouldn't of thought about the incident for another 15 years if I hadn't gone to the dentist today.
My mouth was really sore, and...
Posted by on Fri, 23 May 2008 17:58:00 GMT |
It’s a lot of effort, and it takes her 45 minutes to finish... |
It's almost agony to watch.
Eyes squinting. Cords standing out in her neck. Clenched teeth bared. And only a small grunt (of relief?) when she finally reaches it. All these annoying me...
Posted by on Tue, 13 Nov 2007 18:38:00 GMT |
I think not. |
It's late Friday night, and I'm barreling down I-80, chasing after a dented red tow truck.
Earlier, at about 7pm, I was cruising out to Mokena to see my folks. I was on 80 east, right throu...
Posted by on Sun, 07 Oct 2007 20:40:00 GMT |
Butt... |
It's going to be short and sweet tonight, folks...
I was walking towards the exit of Jewel earlier today, when a pretty hot Milf wearing white shorts angled out towards me. I squinted down at my recei...
Posted by on Thu, 23 Aug 2007 17:04:00 GMT |
Congo line of raccoons |
I don't feel right lately.
I can't seem to drum up any excitement for anything.
I'm having a hard time wrapping my mind around the fact that one of my best friends, one of the people with whom I've sp...
Posted by on Wed, 15 Aug 2007 14:13:00 GMT |
After hours at OBT |
It's just after midnight, and I'm sitting here alone at OBT. Rick and Becky went to bed, and GMB just crept back over to his apartment. Music is playing and Nike is sprawled out on the couch...
Posted by on Thu, 02 Aug 2007 22:02:00 GMT |
Bon voyage; hilarity later ensues |
I went out for Dan's goodbye shindig last night at Suzy's. It was a good time, and it sucks that we're losing Dan. He's always good for some laughs and he's a pretty good guy in general. Drew was...
Posted by on Sat, 28 Jul 2007 09:14:00 GMT |
Most of you wont care... |
...but I played Dungeons and Dragons last night. My stalwart, waraxe-toting dwarf fighter Asgrim joined a party consisting of Jill's identical elven twins, one a ranger and the other a druid, each one...
Posted by on Sun, 22 Jul 2007 13:28:00 GMT |
