Chris

What to say about me?? Those who know me best, know exactly who i am (no not an alcy). But how do i explain me to those who don't? Well, let's start out easy. I am 26 years old, 5'5" and about 130 lbs. Yes i am short, i am ok with the fact that i can fit easily into most overhead compartments. Now here comes the fun. I believe the long lost love of my life was more than likely killed in an industrial accident. The glass is usually half empty, except on days when it's half full. Would i like to get married, uhhh maybe. Would i like kids....hell to the naw!! I love sarcasm and those who use it well. I like to laugh at taboo things. I am a smart-ass. I love the word "fuck", it's very versatile. I hate dance clubs. If drunk enough i will sing Kareoke (sp??) but i need someone else with me cause my singing voice sounds like two frogs fucking (see..versatile). I am good friend, i believe loyalty among friends should be cherished. I hate people who bring their kids into rated-r movies. I hate people with massive egos, and their willingness to let it be known, yah we get it your the shit....now give my motherfucking fries and drink. I hate people who talk to you like they've known you for years when you barely know them. I hate Art and it's history (fuck you art3 and a big fuck you Prof Fitzsimons). I know i am not the shit, and i am ok with that, but don't ever tell me i am not worthy of being in your presence. Now on to more things i love. I love that sense of pride you get when you accomplish something you didn't think you could do. I love walking into a bar and kicking everyone's ass in pool. I love good times with good people. I love movies. I love making people laugh. I love Kate Beckinsale (damn you Len Wiseman) I love these calm little moments before the storm (name that movie) I definitely love my morning smoke. So there you go. That's me in a nutshell. Enjoy!