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About me? I guess this is a tricky question to answer as im not always entirely sure who I am from one moment to the next. In fact, all that im certain of is that im not quite the same person as i was when I first arrived on the third planet from the sun, those twenty years ago.1) Be like your ancestors or be different. It doesn't matter.2) Lay a million eggs or give birth to one.3) Wear gaudy colors or avoid display. It's all the same.4) The fittest shall survive yet the unfit may live.5) We Must Repeat.......... I go to college, that makes me so cool. I live in a dorm and show off by the pool. I join the right clubs just to build an impression and I block out thinking, "It won't get me ahead." My ambition in life is to look good on paper. All I want is a slot in some big corporation. John Belushi's my hero, I lampoon and I ape him. My news of the world comes from Sports Illustrated. I'm proud of my trophies like my empty beer cans, stacked in rows up the wall to impress all my friends. No, I'm not here to learn. I just want to get drunk, and major in business, and be taught how to fuck. Win! Win! I always play to win! I Wanna fit in like a cog in the faceless machine. I want a wife with tits, who just smiles all the time,in my centerfold world filled with Springsteen and wine. Some day I'll have power. Some day I'll have boats. A tract in some suburb,with Thanksgivings to host."I'm an outsider by choice, but not truly. It's the unpleasantness of the system that keeps me out. I'd rather be in, in a good system. That's where my discontent comes from: being forced to choose to stay outside. My advice: Just keep movin' straight ahead. Every now and then you find yourself in a different place."

My Blog

Why not vent it out twice?

This is what I wish I could REALLY say during my speech about the myth of Einstein "failing" at math. Motivational speakers love to tell this tale, inspiring people with the story of this one German k...
Posted by on Wed, 08 Oct 2008 05:22:00 GMT

Olympia Washington Road Trip 06

On our way to Washington we obviously had to go through Oregon, it was purty. I was VERY excited when we finally got into Washington. Then we met up with Caralie and we stayed at her aunts house, ...
Posted by on Fri, 27 Oct 2006 15:18:00 GMT

Road Trip 06 Sacramento

This entry is kind of short, but do not be fooled, Sacramento was probably the most eventful town over a course of 5 hours.. On Our way to Sac Now, on our way to Sac a weird man was giving Natalie ...
Posted by on Thu, 12 Oct 2006 23:31:00 GMT

Road Trip 06 San Fran

The train was pretty exciting as you can see We were then on our way to San Fran It was pretty windy when we were going over the golden gate bridge, as you can see... There was a time when i let...
Posted by on Thu, 12 Oct 2006 23:10:00 GMT

02-06 San Diego

One Thursday night Natalie and I were pretty bored so we decided to take our second mini-roadtrip. I picked  up Natalie and we decided to drive East. A sign on the 210 said San Diego so...
Posted by on Thu, 23 Feb 2006 00:19:00 GMT

Vegas 11-05

The most intense 12 hours of my life................... well we stop in baker at a dennys, this is around midnight.... A weird man and a hick girl come in and start staring at us.  As we are...
Posted by on Fri, 17 Feb 2006 21:39:00 GMT

Chrissy Jacobs

I guess death is a really hard concept to understand. I dont know why it happens to us so much. We LOST josh, that was what tore our group apart, completely. For those of you that didn't have the priv...
Posted by on Sat, 21 Jan 2006 11:54:00 GMT

my best friend natalie

wow i dont know where to begin....it started out as a normal night and ended horribly in the afternoon the nexy day. natalie was fine....i stayed up all night sitting by herside..they next thing i kno...
Posted by on Thu, 21 Jul 2005 06:14:00 GMT

Oh gil

Gil- Trying to shove ice cream in my mouth, and hes trying really hard too. ME: gil stop i cant eat it. CHRISSY: GIL! she cant eat that shes vegan!! Gil: so what? ice cream doesnt have meat in it. H...
Posted by on Fri, 10 Jun 2005 00:31:00 GMT

One month without Josh

well its been one month without Josh, today. i miss him so much. its going to be so hard later on without him. this past month has been the worst. ugh. all i want it Josh back. i love you josh i miss ...
Posted by on Wed, 12 Jan 2005 14:20:00 GMT