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El Bastardo Gabacho

The Whole Thing is Cacas!!

About Me

I was born and raised in Southern California. I am close to my family and friends and I love them both very much. FHF forever. I love cooking, film, theatre, reading, music and sometimes just driving around. Sometimes I find myself thinking why is the world headed in the wrong direction, "is everyone blind?" Sometimes I'm too lazy to clean my room, even when I know it really needs to be done. Maybe some day I'll make it big and then we can all live together in big house and we can drink beer and eat pork rinds until we can't walk anymore. I edited my profile with Thomas Myspace Editor V4.4 (www.strikefile.com/myspace)

My Interests

Acting, cooking, Super Bock, Guinness, Cazadores. FPF

DORIS DAY AKA (DORIS THE SLEEPER) MY 1995 CHEVROLET IMPALA SS CUSTOM 383 CI STROKER V8 (3.75 STROKE X 4.03 BORE) COMP CAMS 545 LIFTCOMP HYDRAULIC ROCKER ARMSJE PERFORMANCE PISTONSEDELBROCK LTI PERFORMANCE ALUMINUM HEADSEDELBROCK TES TUBULAR EXHAUST HEADERSFLOWMASTER 2.25" TUBULAR EXHAUST KITK&N FIPK SECOND GENERATION COLD AIR INDUCTION KITMARCH PERFORMANCE PULLEY KIT52mm THROTTLE BODY WITH AIR FOILTRANSGO ELECTRONIC SHIFT KITJET 4TH GEAR SERVOTCI TORQUE CONVERTER 2500 RPM STALL SPEEDEATON POSIMOSER 30 SPLINE C CLIP AXELSSUMMIT RACING 3.90 GEARSTRE PERFORMANCE 255LPH FUEL PUMPMSD BLASTER COILMSD WIRESIRADIUM SPARK PLUGS 400 AMERICAN HORSES

I'd like to meet:

Anyone from Our Lady of the Assumption. Anyone who thinks the best time to check out girls in church is when they line up for communion during Mass. Anyone who loves Notre Dame and despises USC. Anyone from Claremont. Anyone who went to Pius X. Anyone who went to Loyola MarymountUniversity Anyone who's read Tristesa by Jack Kerouac and said to themselves "damn I'd love to try morphine" Anyone who's ever been lost in Mexico. Anyone who's ever watched George W. speak and thinks "Does he know he's retarded".

Simao Sabrosa, Equipe Nacional de Portugal

Music:

Led Zeppelin, Guns N Roses,Motley Crue, Aerosmith, Stones, Steve Miller Band, Steppenwolf, Bowie, Peter Frampton, CCR, Santana, Queen, Moody Blues, U2, Michael Jackson, Beastie Boys,Amalia Rodrigues, Mana, Gypsy Kings, Buena Vista Social Club, Tito Puente, Vicente Fernandez, Pancho Barraza, Squirrel Nut Zippers, John Legend, Chuck Berry, Elvis, Little Richard, Beatles, The Police, depeche mode, Erasure, Moonlight Cruisers, Nirvana, Cranberries, Julio Igesias, Dr. Dre, Snoop, Biggie Smalls, Delinquent Habits, Cypress Hill, Jay Zee, Funkdoobiest, H.O.P., Fifty, James Brown, Ottis Redding, Ray Charles,Stevie Wonder,I saac Hayes Aretha Franklin, Marvin Gaye, Al Green, Tom Waits, Prince, Clapton, Van Halen, Johnny Cash, War, Billy Idol, Jeff Buckley, Daniel Preciado, STP, Sublime, Sinatra, Darin, Dean Martin

Movies:

Breakfast Club,Just One of the Guys, Better Off Dead, Sure Thing, Blind Date, Crash, Ferris Bueller's Day Off, Gleaming the Cube, The Legend of Billie Jean, Desperado, Pulp Fiction, Sleep with Me, Four Rooms, From Dusk til Dawn, JFK, Hustle and Flow, Usual Suspects, LA Confidential, American Beauty, White Heat, Angels with Dirty Faces, Sleepers, harold and Maude, Wayne's World, Elephant, Boogie Nights, Don't Tell Mom the Baby Sitter's Dead, Y Tu Mama Tambien, Amores Perros, Mujeres en el borde de un Ataque de Nervios, Goldfinger, too many more to think of

Whenever we needed money, we just robbed the airport

Television:

Full House, Just the Ten of Us, Growing Pains, Family Ties, Webster, Dukes of Hazard, Three's Company, Super Friends, He-Man, Biography, Behind the Music, Surreal World, Simpsons, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, South Park, Emergency, CHiPS, Laverne and Shirley.

Books:

Tristesa,Slaughter House Five, Ask the Dust(thank you Mr. Quijano) On the Road, 1984, Marco Millions, Death of a Salesman, Street Car Named Desire, The Laramie Project, Holy Blood Holy Grail, Alive

Heroes:

Irene Coelho Paula, Maria Luisa Coelho de Carvalho Paula, Ben Parmer, John Kennedy, Cesar Chavez, Martin Luther King, Gerry Adams, Joe Montana, Tony Rice (no not Jerry), He-Man, Ghand.

My Blog

Cry Baby

And I went to that old church, the house of my childhood, where I was raised. I got down on my knees and prayed for her, I prayed for us, that we would stay together for as long as all the birds ...
Posted by El Bastardo Gabacho on Mon, 26 Nov 2007 03:18:00 PST

That Damn Red Car

And thus, every red colored car I pass on the road, I take a pause to examine the contents a brief second here and there a collection of glances, as I quickly realize it isn't her. Hell it's not even ...
Posted by El Bastardo Gabacho on Tue, 06 Nov 2007 12:37:00 PST

Fuck Mel Gibson

This is an email I sent to a good friend of mine who used to be my Chef in San Francico. It explains some of my frustrations and my recent experience with Mel (the dickface) Gibson and how I miss...
Posted by El Bastardo Gabacho on Tue, 13 Mar 2007 01:17:00 PST

Politics of Being Human chpt 1

As a young twenty-three year old man I sat there in my living room watching CNN, not knowing, knowing, looking for something& anything. No, I knew. I thought the whole world knew too. Most of them did...
Posted by El Bastardo Gabacho on Sun, 18 Feb 2007 03:09:00 PST

blog?

What the fuck is a blog? That sounds like something you either shit out or you mabe something you get caught in your throat. Or maybe even a sexual act. "Dude I bloged that girl all night", or ma...
Posted by El Bastardo Gabacho on Tue, 20 Sep 2005 01:24:00 PST