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Elliot !!

I want brooklyn to be christened but i dont know into what religion yet - david beckham hahahaha

About Me

ok well my name is ell n im the typical teenage lad who only thinks about football,computer games, beer n girls lol. i go 2 codsall high sixth form (i dnt get paid 4 it lyk sum ppl....those ppl r bastards lol)n im studying psychology, pe n product design (also meant 2 do critical thinkin but thats not guna happen). I support west brom but hate the manager as my nan cud do a better job. Love listenin to music and watchin music videos on the tele but i have no musical talent myself wat so ever. i play football with my homies whereva and weneva. luv 2 get drunk n have a laugh as much as possible and goin out 4 a curry is always gd aswell lol. im also very poor and in search of a job so if u know any1 who is hiring giv me a call :D...thats prity much it about me, anyone wants my msn its [email protected] but no random wierdos plz!
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Name: elliot danks
Birthday: 11th july
Birthplace: west brom
Current Location: my room
Eye Color: greeny blue or bluey green
Hair Color: blondey brown
Height: 5ft 11.9 inches
Right Handed or Left Handed: lefty
Your Heritage: english
The Shoes You Wore Today: dc trainers n adidas footy boots
Your Weakness: im a bit clumsy
Your Fears: frogs, worms n pigeons
Your Perfect Pizza: chicken,bacon n sweetcorn :D
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: get a job
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: lol
Thoughts First Waking Up: wheres my room gone
Your Best Physical Feature: hairy jungle legs lol
Your Bedtime: 12/1
Your Most Missed Memory: the first school
Pepsi or Coke: pepsi
MacDonalds or Burger King: burger king
Single or Group Dates: group ones less awkward
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: both taste lyk piss
Chocolate or Vanilla: chocolate
Cappuccino or Coffee: coffee
Do you Smoke: nooo hate the things
Do you Swear: yeh
Do you Sing: yeh but not well
Do you Shower Daily: yeh
Have you Been in Love: nope
Do you want to go to College: 6th form
Do you want to get Married: yeh one day
Do you belive in yourself: too much
Do you get Motion Sickness: nope
Do you think you are Attractive: nope
Are you a Health Freak: not as far as a freak but kinda
Do you get along with your Parents: prity much
Do you like Thunderstorms: yeh there class
Do you play an Instrument: i can make animal noise and fart alot
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: errrm..... no ;) lol
In the past month have you Smoked: nope
In the past month have you been on Drugs: nope
In the past month have you gone on a Date: nope
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: yeh
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: yeh
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: no tastes lyk shit
In the past month have you been on Stage: no
In the past month have you been Dumped: erm sorta
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: nah
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: wen i was little i stole sum fruit pastles for the bigger boys lol
Ever been Drunk: ohh yesss
Ever been called a Tease: not that i know of but probably
Ever been Beaten up: nah
Ever Shoplifted: yeh
How do you want to Die: eat so much that i become clinicly obease and i cnt leave my bed and then choke on a chicken wing
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: sumthin 2 do with sports or a fireman
What country would you most like to Visit: japan or austrailia
Best Clothing Style: casual
Number of Drugs I have taken: none
Number of CDs I own: a few
Number of Piercings: none
Number of Tattoos: none but i wana get 1
Number of things in my Past I Regret: loads!
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My Interests

main intrest is sports. luv playin footy its prity much all i do, altho i am willing to give every sport a go. other interests r hangin with me chums,partying woooo!!, goin cinema, paintballin, go kartin, x-box, more football, doing homework hahaha, sleeping and eating to extreme limits (eg KFC family bucket to myself)
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I'd like to meet:

every1 in the whole world but i dnt think thats possible so cristiano ronaldo, robin williams(not robbie he is a fag), jereme peace, my identical twin, pepe frm muppets and finally lee evans

Music:

ok this is stuff that i mostly listen 2 but theres alot more aswell...anyway.....+44, 3 doors dwn, aerosmith, atreyu, blink 182, bowling for soup, bullet for my valentine, elliot minor, fallout boy, foo fighters, funeral for a friend, green day, jay z, justin timberlake, limp bizkit, lost prophets, linkin park!!!, mcfly, my chemical romance, nelly, panic at the disco, p diddy, slipknot, sum 41, take that, trivium, will smith, yellowcard, zebrahead. Also u gota lyk abit of the cheeseys eg. garethe gates n will young.

Movies:

ok destroyer of all movies is shrek its so damn funny...shrek 2 is also prity good aswell. then theres team america, alien vs preditor, cool runnings, the star warses, spiderman, saw 1,2,3, jackass 1,2, american pie all of them lot, welcome to the jungle,walking tall, be cool, land of the dead, dawn of the dead, basically anything else with the word 'dead' in it and thats all i can think of right now but theres probs more

Television:

dnt reali watch tele that much anymore but family guy owns all comedies altho closly followed by south park n lost just beats all of the rest of other programmes. then i catch the odd episodes of simpsons, futurama, scrubs, prison break, friends, fraiser n drake n josh

Books:

John hartson's autobiography and this football fact thingy ova than that i havent read a book in lyk 10 years

Heroes:

tony blair hahahaha god bless him he trys so hard to be cool ok seriously david rocastle, tony yeboah, cristiano ronaldo, michael owen, david james, trey parker n matt stone (created southpark n team america)n niles frm frasier.............. then theres my mates - rhys(plumber), - rich(he is sarcasm man na na na na na hes sarcastic lol), lee(cant describe lee hes just wierd) - fyfe(cricket obsessed), - salty(didnt wash his hands), - luke(tough guy), - ranj(laziest woman on earth n obsessed with handcream), - beck(wierd n ginger), - luce(the mother figure) - em (says easy and steady so much its unhealthy)