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Thoroughly Modern Martha

The Baggy-Trousered Lycanthropist

About Me

I should really be some kind of academic, quizmistress, all-round genius, but instead I am wasting time being a library monkey. In the meantime, to amuse myself, I write terrible, terrible fanfiction and do shit drawings to go with it. I occasionally find myself on the peripheries of fame . I also sing badly and play the guitar, ukulele, accordion and drums exceptionally badly, therefore I should absolutely not be described as a musician. I am also not a real musician because I don't have a real guitar strap, only an old tie. I am the high priestess of hair. I harbour an irrational fear of moustaches. made with the Cosmoedit Myspace editor

My Interests



...In other words, meddle not in the affairs of slashers, for you are hot, and go well with other men.

I'd like to meet:

I am no longer allowed to meet anyone, because I always do something dorky like babble incoherently, kiss them and run away. Therefore I must be accompanied by an adult at all times.

I would, however, like to meet the person/s responsible for the concept of "aura photography". Then I would like to bitchslap them with a copy of The God Delusion.

Music:

If you know who Rollings are, you get a prize.

Movies:

You haven't heard of any of the films I like.

Television:



And

Books:

Far too many to list.

Heroes:

Bree van de Kamp's hair, Marlene Dietrich, Richard Dawkins, Diego Maradona, Elphaba Thropp, Henry Jenkins, Jello Biafra, Charlie Brooker.

My Blog

On blogging

I don't blog here. I do, however, blog here. Fandom wank, little rants and dorkism. Enter and friend.
Posted by Thoroughly Modern Martha on Tue, 29 Aug 2006 10:42:00 PST