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I really don't like bananas, but I love a good beer. I hate strawberries yet love strawberry candy. I love to travel, but haven't been anywhere in a LONG time. I love to do laundry, sad but true. Can't stand fake people and I have the best family a girl could ask for, even if they are the cause of me going mental at times. I love the Chicago Cubs and Chicago Bears yet have never been to a Bears game. I'm really addicted to coffee in every sense & I love offbeat smells, like a shoe store or walking into an auto parts store....weird I know. I'm German, English Swedish and 1/8th Irish somewhere on my Mother's side. I like to hang out with my older brother and I talk to my dog as if she is a real person. My true friends think I am goofy, but love me anyway. I have gone thru alot of hard times but in the end, it has made me a stronger and wiser person. I've learned it hurts to lose someone, especially someone you love. I cherish the time I have with my Grandparents. I have a tremendous group of friends without whom, life would be significantly less exciting. I am straight forward and will laugh with you and at you. I have a sacrastic sense of humor which hides my sensitive side, but despite this people like me anyway. I'm not the easiest person to be around especially in the morning or if I'm very tired. I try to bring a smile to everyone's face, and I worry to much about those that are in my life. I somtimes try to find the easy way out. I don't like to fight and think it's better to forgive and forget, life is to short to hate. I am terrified of clowns and semi trucks on the expressways and I really don't like bugs. I work at a Docotr's office, trying to be all medical, but mostly I just like to be a princess, it suits me well. stars layout powered by HOT FreeLayouts.com / MyHotComments

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Things to do.

When she walks away from you mad[ Follow her ]When she stare's at your mouth[ Kiss her ]When she pushes you or hit's you[ Grab her and dont let go ]When she start's cussing at you[ Kiss her and tell h...
Posted by on Tue, 04 Nov 2008 01:51:00 GMT

When one is drunk....

THINGS THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:1. Innovative2. Preliminary3. Proliferation4. Cinnamon THINGS THAT ARE VERY DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:1. Specificity2. Anti-constitutionalistically3. Pass...
Posted by on Thu, 17 Jul 2008 00:39:00 GMT

Hilarious things to do in an elevator

Hilarious Things To Do In An Elevator 1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag, peer Inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"2) STAND silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without gett...
Posted by on Tue, 06 May 2008 13:19:00 GMT

Little things I have learned about life and myself

These are things that I have learned from my life experiences thus far. Most of them are funny while alot of them are the truth........enjoy! *I want to be the person my dog thinks I am *Always be nic...
Posted by on Sun, 17 Feb 2008 15:01:00 GMT

Who am I?

*I am the girl who will put her head on your shoulder, not because I'm sleepy because I wanna be closer to you. *I am the girl who likes to be kissed in the rain, more then inside your bed or an expen...
Posted by on Wed, 06 Feb 2008 19:48:00 GMT

What I want in a man

I want a guy who would move the hair away from my eyes and then kiss me, hold my hand in line and make all the other girls jealous. Someone who would sing to me at random moments, who would let me sle...
Posted by on Wed, 12 Dec 2007 14:35:00 GMT

I Hope They Serve Beer In Hell

So, I'm doing some convention work for like the next 2 weeks and decided that since I finally finshed my DaVinci Code book, that I was going to move on to something even better. I went into boarders w...
Posted by on Tue, 28 Nov 2006 11:16:00 GMT

Stupid People

I've made the excutive decision that the public is in fact STUPID!. I sadly as it sounds work with these "stupid public" people, and frankly I HATE IT! Those who know me know that I do not have ...
Posted by on Sat, 10 Jun 2006 16:56:00 GMT