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Captain Obvious and the Frankenbones

About Me

Capt. Obvious and the Inflatable Fish ROCK shit. These ambiguous sailors have way to much time on their hands. This free time leads to the musical masturbation that is often heard bouncing off waves and echoing with rhythm of lonely boys on a Saturday night. Their mysterious leader Capt. Obvious is rarely seen, but speculation from Alabama says he's hung like a horse and likes long walks on the beach with his pet brown star fish Lulu. MyGen Profile Generator MyGen Profile Generator

My Interests

Music:

Member Since: 14/12/2004
Band Members: Joe Boner: Vox/UberTrumpet
Foster A. Foxtrot: Guitars
Quigley ?: Bass fishing
Tommy Titamongus: "drums"
Stud Beefpile: Ball Sax

Influences: 2-pac, beatles, and the way your mama's butt twitches when I blow in her ear
Sounds Like: The Snafu Project. ........ SHIT
Record Label: SNAFU
Type of Label: Indie

My Blog

New Songs are up (yor ass)

eyeh years in the making, after months of lawyering and legal battles we have emerged supreme as lawyering warlords (G. Odzilla v M. Egalon,  479 U.S. 118 (2008)updated lyrics and added "gay litt...
Posted by on Fri, 22 Aug 2008 00:32:00 GMT

New Things Underway

i finally remembered my password for this and we have new things coming. soon. i think. whenever UPS gets here. HURRRwe're gunna be tokyo driftin all the way to the bank.
Posted by on Thu, 22 Jun 2006 23:21:00 GMT

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Posted by on Thu, 26 Jan 2006 13:06:00 GMT

o_0 new years

this is the Captain speaking , there will be a grand party held to honor of this shit ass year of our lord 2005. Everyone reading this is invited (not Tom). As is custom there will be a large bow...
Posted by on Thu, 29 Dec 2005 21:59:00 GMT

dear dark day blah blah

i shoved "eva" up my ass and blasted the bitch to slivers it blows , but this does not   http://www.adultswim.com/williams/gallery/index.html?CN_sort By=movies
Posted by on Wed, 05 Oct 2005 11:22:00 GMT

Stud Beefpile

Welcome our newest member, Beef Studpile, fresh out of New Orleans. He'll be giving us some sax until he goes back to New Orleans but he won't because it's underwater you see. Hahahaha -Foster
Posted by on Sat, 17 Sep 2005 00:30:00 GMT

huh?

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Posted by on Thu, 24 Feb 2005 12:23:00 GMT

New Seamen remix HELLOOOOO DOLLY

HEY GANG WHAT'S UP There's a new Seamen Remix ("Seamen on Tom's face remix") up. Hope you guys jacked off to it as much as I did! SHE'S YOUR MOTHER ALSO BUB -Foxtrot
Posted by on Mon, 07 Feb 2005 19:46:00 GMT

THIS IS NOT BLANK FAGGOT

IT IS MY TURN TO POST A BLOG Dearly beloved, Foster A. Foxtrot: i cant think of anything funny Jo Boner: haha that was funny -Foxtrot
Posted by on Tue, 25 Jan 2005 00:36:00 GMT

todays lesson

hey kids its me again Jo Boner, did you know that they cut "coke" with baby laxative, so thats why it gives you the poops. The more you know =============*
Posted by on Sun, 09 Jan 2005 21:06:00 GMT