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Bert

what the fuck?

About Me

i've been told i'm an all-star and a legend...i have no clue why someone would say that, but its gotta be true. my name is robert, i enjoy long terrifying walks through the streets of downtown st. louis...kyle is an idiot!... i've been told that i look like ellen degeneris, but thats only because she is my mom...why do u think i always have money? i share a striking resemblence with owen wilson as well, without the broken nose. i love to party and have a good time...but partyin leads to me gettin arrested in my driveway, so i'm tryin to stay away from my driveway. i am currently a sophomore at MAC (markers and crayons), where i will graduate with my AA in mathematics in may. i am also a self proclaimed genius! but that hasn't gotten me anywhere yet. my favorite thing to do is sleep...

My Interests


What Will Ferrell Character are You


Frank the Tank
You love to drink and party but it gets the best of you alot and is kind of runing you, oh well.
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Golf Survey
Driver? Titleist 905T
Irons? Ping i3
Wedges? Titleist vokey
Putter? 2-ball
Pro V's or HX's? pro v1
Golf Mag or Golf Digest? come on now...
Black Shoes or White Shoes? white
Bag? ping
Home Course? leadbelt
Mock Neck or Polo? how about t-shirt
Hybrid? when the situation calls for one
Remember Taylor Made Balls? no...must be before my time
Tiger or Phil? um...neither
Visor or Cap? and cover up my hair...not a chance
Glove or no Glove? glove
Best Company? titleist
Can u Hit a 1 iron? never tried...2 iron hell yeah
Best Golf Teacher? tony gans
Best Major? dont care
Best Course? once again...dont care
Handicap? good question
Do u hate the British open? no
Ever Play PIG? yeah
Will DiMarco Ever Win a Major? prolly not...but people get lucky
Remember The Q-RAY no
Cart or No Cart? come on now...cart
Who Are Your Regulars well since i really don't play anymore...good question

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Music:

anything that isn't rap, country, classical, techno...that leaves a lot of genres lol

Movies:

comedy mafia (wedding crashers, anchorman, , starsky and hutch, 40 yr old virgin, zoolander ...etc) and any other funny movies i love comedy. my life is a comedy lol also epics like gladiator and braveheart
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Brian
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TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Robert
Birthday: 1-6-87
Birthplace: Farmington, MO
Current Location: Nicks dorm...i know i'm not legally allowed to be here but who cares
Eye Color: blue
Hair Color: blonde
Height: 6'1
Right Handed or Left Handed: right
Your Heritage: basically anything and everything...french, italian, hell indian?
The Shoes You Wore Today: random
Your Weakness: blondes
Your Fears: i'm 10' tall and bullet proof
Your Perfect Pizza: pepperoni
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: pass calculus and biology
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: lol
Thoughts First Waking Up: ten more minutes
Your Best Physical Feature: hair
Your Bedtime: well...10 according to my mom
Your Most Missed Memory: high school golf
Pepsi or Coke: pepsi
MacDonalds or Burger King: MacDonalds
Single or Group Dates: Single
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: who cares
Chocolate or Vanilla: vanilla
Cappuccino or Coffee: cappuccino
Do you Smoke: not if u count cigars
Do you Swear: hell yeah
Do you Sing: hell no
Do you Shower Daily: yeah
Have you Been in Love: wouldn't u like to know
Do you want to go to College: been there doing that
Do you want to get Married: bachelor for life
Do you belive in yourself: what kind of a question is that...i mean come on now
Do you get Motion Sickness: no clue
Do you think you are Attractive: yeah
Are you a Health Freak: nope
Do you get along with your Parents: on occasion
Do you like Thunderstorms: nope
Do you play an Instrument: no
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: oh...yeah
In the past month have you Smoked: cigars
In the past month have you been on Drugs: nope
In the past month have you gone on a Date: sure have
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: yep
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: no
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: no
In the past month have you been on Stage: no
In the past month have you been Dumped: yep
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: does a hot tub count
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: nope
Ever been Drunk: haven't we been over this?
Ever been called a Tease: yeah
Ever been Beaten up: nope...most people tend to like me
Ever Shoplifted: no
How do you want to Die: in a firey plane crash
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: no clue
What country would you most like to Visit: australia
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: hazel
Favourite Hair Color: blonde
Short or Long Hair: what ever looks good
Height: 5'5" ish
Weight: whatever fits
Best Clothing Style: slutty lol
Number of Drugs I have taken: none...except for that one, maybe two times lol
Number of CDs I own: 30
Number of Piercings: none
Number of Tattoos: none
Number of things in my Past I Regret: i can think of about 9 of em lol
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