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Lissa

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About Me


Your Famous Last Words Will Be:
"So, you're a cannibal." What Will Your Famous Last Words Be?

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I am a
Snapdragon

What Flower
Are You?

My Interests

Bukkake. attacking pigeons with my shoes. Creating delicious cocktails of vodkaness. Parking in the ghtetto then staggering around downtown st. louis trying to find my car. Reinventing my universe. Farting around strangers then walking away. Avoiding logic and reason.

I'd like to meet:

Ahab, ET, Dr. Hunter S. Thompson, Charles Bukowski, The Devil, Bruce Campbell, Judas

Music:

Death Cab for Cutie, Amos Lee, The Doors, Fiona Apple, Ani, Weezer, P.O.S., The Killers, The Black Keys, Billy Holiday, B.B. King, Lyrics Born, Catpower, Tom Waits, Allman Bros, Norah Jones, Ella Fitzgerald, Janet Joplin Amy Winehouse.

Movies:

Donnie Darko, Monty Python (and the search for the holy grail), Army of Darkness, American History X, anything with Edward Norton in it, Pulp Fiction, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Apocalypse Now, My Fair Lady,

Television:

Family Guy, Arrested Development, The Daily Show

Books:

Gilead, The God of Small Things, The Portrait of Dorian Gray, 1984. Women. A Confederacy of Dunces. Cloud Atlas.

Heroes:

my liver

My Blog

forsooth

I have nothing to say. Just wanted to see if I can trick people into wasting their time reading this garbage I write. p uahahahhahahha
Posted by Lissa on Tue, 13 Nov 2007 07:30:00 PST

if I was a green hippopotamus....

Two Names you go by:1. Lissa2. stink-faceTwo Things You Are Wearing Right Now:1. bathrobe2. sexiness....Two Things You Would Want (or have) in a Relationship:1. humor 2. honestyTwo Things You Want Ver...
Posted by Lissa on Sat, 10 Nov 2007 05:17:00 PST

tsunami of crawfish...

Caught between two ex lovers, dividing myself because they are too selfish to let the other have any part of me. Selfish. How do I manage to always be stuck in these situations? I feel I could cure...
Posted by Lissa on Wed, 24 Oct 2007 04:34:00 PST

I killed spongebob because I have a noodle in my nose

pick what month (number)you were born in:1 - I shot2 - I needed3 - I ran naked with4 - i ate5 - I ran shirtless with6 - I Banged7 - I stabbed8 -I smoked with9 - I slept with10 - I raped11 - I cuddled ...
Posted by Lissa on Mon, 22 Oct 2007 10:36:00 PST

The secret to life is really good drugs.

1. If your doctor told you TODAY that you were pregnant, what would you say?I thought the immaculate conception was only supposed to happen to Mary?....2. Do you trust all of your friends?of course, j...
Posted by Lissa on Mon, 22 Oct 2007 10:20:00 PST

wheres waldo?

gravity. What an absurd notion. They say the first symptom of going crazy is to do the same thing over and over and expect different results. That is exactly what I am doing. I keep engineering th...
Posted by Lissa on Mon, 15 Oct 2007 12:07:00 PST

Can truth transform us?

I wish to do something beautiful with my life-but lack the courage and the knowledge of my self. (what a waste. My worst fear come true...I am a fortunate human, healthy, middle class, blessed in ev...
Posted by Lissa on Sun, 14 Oct 2007 04:58:00 PST