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Vinnie

Damn! This some good ass cheese!

About Me

I am an over-achieving slacker. (???) I"m what you could call one weird bird, or odd duck - I'm strange. I still crack up at fart and poop jokes. I LOVE plaid. If there was only one food I could have for the rest of my life, it would be bacon. I am the Scattergories master of the effing universe, or well, at least at my mom's. I have a very "unique" sense of humor that will either draw you in or make you run. I have the most amazingly wonderful boyfriend of 5+ years, but feel bad for him because he dates a crazy broad. I'm just like my mama, only she's not bitchy. I have the best family. We're all nuts but we're all crazy together - so it's okay. My boy Tuffy is 5, he's a 65 lb boxer who's still a puppy. My baby cat is Charlie - she is pyscho and I refer to her as Satan. Seriously. And I have the best friends who know all my odd quirks and still - they're there for me. Yeah, I've got it pretty good.

My Interests

I'm pretty boring. I like to cook, crossword puzzles, being a smart-ass, making people laugh and having my own Jack Handy "Deep Thoughts". Oh, and let's not forget my deep seeded emotional issues that cause me to clean/rearrange everything at least five times before cleaning/rearranging them again.

I'd like to meet:

Too many people to name. But I think its safe to say that whoever invented the spork would definitely be on the list...

Music:

The Killers - Mr. Brightside

Add to My Profile | More Videosunwritten law-rest of my life

Add to My Profile | More VideosKings of Leon - Mollys Chambers

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Movies:

"...does he look like a bitch? Then why you tryin' to fuck him like a bitch?" "You met me at a very strange time in my life." "why should I change my name....he's the one who sucks." "Get busy living or get busy dying.....that's goddamn right." No matter how many times I've seen it, I always cry.

Television:

I watch way more TV than any one person should. Food Network, Discovery and Science Channels, E!, VH1 and Comedy Central are the main sources of my mind's deterioration.King of EMpty promises

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Books:

Favorite book everI've also started "Fareinhiet 451" a million times and never get past the part where the girl gives him the book.

Heroes:

My mama is my ultimate hero. She is the most selfless, loving and kind person that you could ever hope to meet. Always a kind word to say, always a hug to give, always food to stuff you with (even when you say you just ate), and always my friend.Also my Pop (Mickey) -most loving man, a friend to all animals, best hug-giver, responsible for the men that his sons have become, the only father that I have ever known and a hero that will always be remembered, respected and loved. July 1, 2005 - Pop's Harley lead the precession, Richardson sent the big Quint that he retired from, and the second truck carried the Color Guard, Jarrod, Michael and Pop's flag covered casket with his gear riding on the tailgate. 12 engines, 12 service vehicles and over 500 people came to show their respect in the small town of Emory, TX. They had to shut down the highway because the precession was so long. People got out of their cars to salute or to show their kids what they thought was a parade (which I guess it really was one). These pictures really do no justice to how amazing it was. We miss you Pop!!!!

My Blog

Sometimes it's better to just have hopes and dreams

So, as most everyone who has ever met me knows - I love bacon.  I absolutely and unhealthily have a boundariless love for the crisp, smoky taste of bacon.  Seriously.  I long for ...
Posted by Vinnie on Thu, 21 Jun 2007 06:28:00 PST

Its a weekday morning and I'm sitting here with my coffee

I start my new job today with AAA.  I'm excited and absolutely mortified.  I find that I'm a little kid again waiting for the first day of school to start.  I hope the new kids are nice...
Posted by Vinnie on Wed, 02 May 2007 05:50:00 PST

Paul said this would make a better blog than bulletin

I'm hopped on Sinus medication.The RaceTrac by my apt read 2.08 for regular and 2.21 for mid grade. Thank you OPEC, however, you're still bastards for the past year though. But keep working on it. You...
Posted by Vinnie on Wed, 20 Sep 2006 01:06:00 PST

Damn you crane machine

Last night, we (Mike, my sister, her boyfriend Todd and myself) went out to dinner for my birthday.  And as our birthday traditions go, we went bowling afterwards.  I was a little tipsy ...
Posted by Vinnie on Sun, 11 Jun 2006 11:59:00 PST

A really comical but fucked up story

I go to Plato's Closet (a resale/secondhand store) in Plano today.  I've got ten or eleven pairs of jeans in the dressing room with me.  I was already becoming vexed since none of them ...
Posted by Vinnie on Tue, 28 Mar 2006 07:14:00 PST

Why? Why? Why?

I have been on this wretched thing for two and a half hours.  I can sense the need of an 800 number in the near future. 
Posted by Vinnie on Thu, 23 Mar 2006 11:20:00 PST