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Kevin

Holy Shit I Run Hooters...and no one is surprised

About Me

Well I used to run Hooters in Binghamton, NY until the franchise that owned it went bankrupt and started to bounce my paychecks. So, for right now I hangout all day and dream of finding a job.

My Interests

Most of my interests include baseball, golf, and boozin when I get a chance. I do read quite a bit(lots of time with no job). Eventually getting around to doing something with more meaning than ordering around people in a restaurant and watching a moron put ketchup on a well done steak. (Anger towards strangers is a hobby that you really should explore it's quite fun)

I'd like to meet:

Girls with little or no moral values, interested in clown porn, German poo movies, and red heads who play head games. I would also like to meet Barry Bonds so I can run oveer his giant head with a steamroller. The guy's a cheat and not man enough to cop to it.

Music:

Outkast, Dead, The Stiles Brothers Band, Sam and Dave, Otis Redding, Sam Cooke, pretty much anything.

Movies:

Anything by Mel Brooks, Silence of the Lambs, Quigly Down Under, Waiting, Rudy, The Dirty Dozen. I'll watch just about anything but most of the movies I watch are usually not that good. (Read as anything that might star Tom Cruise, Brad Pitt or any other lame midget that is overhyped.) Oh and the ones I made starring your Mom, girlfriend and sister.

Television:

CSI, Family Guy, Baseball Tonight, reruns of the greatest show ever created Terra Incognito (I believe that this show was created by several comical masterminds), and anything that your mom likes to watch in bed!!

Books:

Moneyball, Jose Canseco's stupid book(I want my damn money back), just read a book by Michael Moore(can't think of the tittle),Penthouse Forum, Game of Shadows, Catcher in the Rye, How the Irish Saved Civilization, Hamlet(yes I am serious), The Jungle.

Heroes:

Dusty Bottoms, Lucky Day, Ned Needlelander, Koko B. Ware, Frank Drebin, actually are you kidding me do you really need a hero at my age.