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stoner witch

About Me

"I have never come to terms with the idea that I am 'part of society' and should construct my actions to suit the prevailing moods of conformity, acceptance and achievement. Closed by the rigorous mind training of school and media, the mass mentality of Western culture revolves around upholding the past to attempt to secure the future, whilst suffering the present as beyond its control, 'safe' in the hands of the government who feed the present to the masses as a product of technological/material/industrial progress" (Dick Lucas, Threat By Example, edited by Martin Sprouse, ressure Drop Press, San Fransisco, 1989, 13).
AIM - MysticumSpork
SLSK - AHappyMilkCarton

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

If you load up your page with so many graphics that it takes several hours to load it even with my broadband connection, or you have obnoxiously loud and chipper music playing on your site, you're not someone I'd like to meet. In fact, I don't want to meet anyone on here. Fuck myspace, and fuck you, you goddamned degenerate cunt. You're the sort of bloke that stares out your window while the little girl plays next door, hoping you'll be able to see up her skirt, and while the pregnant mother eyes you suspiciously out of the corner of her eye, you contemplate dashing out your door at a full sprint, leaping in the air, and landing with all your weight on her swollen abdomen. God, you sicken me.

My Blog

’cuz breaking up is hard to do.

You know how when people lose an arm or a leg or something, they say they can still feel it, even though it's gone? That's how I feel. If you were to imagine my life has a massive, complex tapestry, i...
Posted by on Sat, 02 Feb 2008 22:55:00 GMT

The Psychedelic Secrets of Santa

(Thanks, Scott)Modern Christmas traditions are based on ancient mushroom-using shamans.Although most people see Christmas as a Christian holiday, most of the symbols and icons we associate with Christ...
Posted by on Tue, 25 Dec 2007 16:36:00 GMT

Fuck Christmas

Well, it's a Merry fucking Christmas. 1/2 my family is in Florida, 1/4 of my family is in Iraq, my girlfriend broke up with me, I'm unemployed, and my dog is being watched by some bitch. Also, I'm alm...
Posted by on Sun, 23 Dec 2007 13:36:00 GMT

Punk Rock Sucks Ass.

Alright, I can't stay silent on this topic anymore. Punk rock sucks. I don't think there's been a really good punk band since The Stooges, and I'm not sure if they really qualify, because they kicked ...
Posted by on Mon, 10 Dec 2007 19:29:00 GMT

the great lover

the great lover I mean, at that place in east Hollywood I was so often with the hardest numbers in town I don't speak as a misogynist I had other people ask me, "wha...
Posted by on Mon, 06 Nov 2006 20:32:00 GMT

The Adventures of Happy Milkcarton - Prologue

Darkness, all around... a dull thumping coming from somewhere far off... a feeling of insistent pain, but disconnected, no matter... what? Milk Carton opened his eyes, took a look around. He was in ...
Posted by on Mon, 07 Nov 2005 12:31:00 GMT