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Keaton

I am here for Friends and Networking

About Me

I was born in 1977 to a hippie-surfer chick and a mountain man doctor with a passion for possum gravy. They moved to Austin in an effort to put a little culture in their lives and I tagged along as a matter of necessity. My folks split up after the possum gravy plummet of '82, and my mom remarried a flaxen-haired harmonica player from Baton Rouge. So the surfer, the coon-ass and the budding loss of innocence settled in Round Rock and made a home for themselves.Profile edited with: CricketSoda Myspace Profile Editor

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Nerds, geeks, dweebs, losers, jerks, creeps, buttheads, dillweeds, dickholes, suckers, perpetrators, posers, imitators, haters, dorks, tools, morons, idiots, liars, maggots, thiefs, two-faced scalawags, miscreants, derelicts, misfits, co-dependents, harlots, strumpets, sluts, ass-clowns, bimbos, fluzies, flakes, shady people, criminals, animal abusers, sex-addicts, drug addicts, alcholics, food addicts, gambling addicts, myspace addicts, videogameaholics, trans-genders, cross-dressers, obsessive compulsive, attention defecit disorders, manic depressives, chumps, chimps, schmucks, schmicks, pricks, dicks, doofuses, dill-holes, butt holes, corn-holes, butt-munchs, salad tossers, rim tricks, trim-licks, rim licks, BUMS!!!-(meaning authentic hobos), groupies, gimps, prison-punks, dumb broads, retards, brown nosers, teachers pets, wanna-be's, outcasts, white trash, niggers, spics, chinks, slopes, gooks, crackers, kikes, polacks, injuns, trailor trash, wet-backs, spooks, rednecks, redskins, hicks, hill-billies, sand-niggers, dot-heads, moon-crickets, camel jockeys, huck-jawed blue-gums, slack-jawed yokels, inbreds, cripples, imbecils, dumb-fucks, fuck-nuts, busters, snitches, tattle-talers, teetotallers, bible beaters, holy rollers, gay priests, satanists, agnostics, athiests, t.v. evangelists, anti-conformists (who still conform to the anti-conformist way of life, right?), anarchists, cops, stool-pigeons, scapegoats, know-it-alls, murderers, rapists, whores, hit-men, terrorists, mealymouths, spinsters, shysters, con-men, hookers, whores, johns, authority figures, low-lifes, riff-raff, beastiacs, necro-philes, nymphomaniacs, burglars, womenizers, demonizers, baby seal clubbers, ivory hunters, slaves, fags, sell-outs, heroes, villains, still-borns, cannibals, assassins, liars, bastards, jihadists , the forgotten, the misbegotten, and those left behind. Any who were left out (you are probably used to it), feel free to drop a line. I have absolutely no tolerance for anyone cool! You will be exterminated. Every last goddamn one of you.

My Blog

What is fear?

Last night my cat cornered a mouse in my house. I sort of helped my cat (Mr. Kitters) by shutting one of the doors behind the mouse so it couldn't escape. I don't want a fucking mouse in my ...
Posted by on Wed, 12 Dec 2007 21:51:00 GMT

Wow

Man I just messed up the best relationship I have ever been in. It was like a whilrwind of a year and a half and I got involved in something I was just not ready for. I feel terrible because I ruined ...
Posted by on Sat, 08 Dec 2007 04:16:00 GMT

What is white trash?

My sister asked me a good question today and I didn't have a good answer for her. Since that hardly ever happens, it got me thinking. "What is white trash,"? My sister thought it was based solely on ...
Posted by on Wed, 30 May 2007 09:12:00 GMT

detriment to my paycheck

man, you can spend alot of time on this damn site! here I am sitting at work, listening to theinsoundsfromwayout, writing a myspace blog for money. how sweet is that? Well my boss wouldn't say it...
Posted by on Thu, 30 Mar 2006 08:46:00 GMT