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Alcoholism

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About Me


Well what can i say.....!! i like to get drunk alot n make a fool of myself on the dance floor. like spending time with my crazy mates! n meeting sexy females. i also like playing football used to play for a pub team on a sunday but havnt signed on for ne 1 this season. i like to go shopping unlike normal lads n spending too much on clothes i fuckin love All Saints i bum it lol! im really gutted now coz i`ve just been turned down from the fire brigade :( i thought i was gonna get in but nvm! i can apply again in 6 month so hopefully next time,
My life has been rated:
*CAPRICORN
*Nice
*athletic
*Intelligent.
*Sexy.
*Predict future.
*Irrestible, awesome kisser.
*Loves being in long relationships
*Great talker.
*Always gets what he or she wants.
*By far the best in bed.
*Sexiest
*By far the best in everything
*Coolest
Weird Stories Check Them Out!!!
Once upon a time Lyndon and friend Bex were having fun doing football . Suddenly Lyndon spotted Gemma , Lyndon 's biggest crush. Bex told Lyndon not to stare at Gemma but Lyndon couldnt help it. Gemma saw Lyndon starring at them and came over to Lyndon and Bex . Gemma had a Porno with them and asked Lyndon and Bex if they wanted to use it. The thing Lyndon did not know was that Bex had a huge crush on Lyndon and were very jealous of Gemma !! After they played with the Porno for a while they decided to go back to Gemma 's house and do some sex . After lots of sex they were all tired and decided to go back to home and sleep. Lyndon took the Porno to bed to help go to sleep
the end!
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My Interests

clubbing goin out n gettin wrecked! hangin round with mates playing football, goin thai boxing n meetin sexy women on a night out! :)

------------------Girls
------------are like apples
-------on trees. The best ones
------are at the top of the tree.
----The boys dont want to reach
---for the good ones because they
-are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
-Instead, they just get the rotten 1`s
-from the ground that aren't as good,
-but easy. So apples at the top think
-something is wrong with em when in
--reality, they're amazing. They just
---have to wait for the right boy to
----- come along, the one who's
----------- brave enough to
----------------climb allll
-----------------the way
----------------to the top
---------------of the tree.
------------and that one is me

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My rose is the key to a girls heart! :D

I'd like to meet:



TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: LYNDON
Birthday: JANUARY
Birthplace: DEWSBURY
Current Location: BIRSTALL/LEEDS
Eye Color: BROWN
Hair Color: BLACK
Height: 6FT 1"
Right Handed or Left Handed: RIGHT
Your Heritage:
The Shoes You Wore Today: NIKE AIR RIFT tHER COOL
Your Weakness: FRIENDS ASKIN ME TO GO OUT
Your Fears: DONT KNOW
Your Perfect Pizza: MEAT FEAST FROM NAVEEDS :P
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: GETTING INTO THE FIRE BRIGADE SHUD BE IN BY JUNE :P
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: LOL
Thoughts First Waking Up: I NEED A PISS
Your Best Physical Feature: TATTOO`S ON MA CHEST OR BACK
Your Bedtime: WOT THE F**K
Your Most Missed Memory:
Pepsi or Coke: COKE
MacDonalds or Burger King: MC D`S ALL THE WAY
Single or Group Dates: SINGLE
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: DONT DRINK EITHER BUT LETS SAY LIPTON SOUNDS GUD
Chocolate or Vanilla: CHOCOLATE
Cappuccino or Coffee: CAPPUCCINO
Do you Smoke: NOPE N NEVER WILL
Do you Swear: DO I FUCK
Do you Sing: OCCASIONALLY NOT VERY GUD THOUGH
Do you Shower Daily: NOPE I STINK JOKE I PREFER BATHS
Have you Been in Love: YES
Do you want to go to College: NOPE BEEN THER DUN THAT
Do you want to get Married: SOMEDAY
Do you belive in yourself: PROBABLY WEN IM PISSED
Do you get Motion Sickness: NOPE
Do you think you are Attractive: I THINK IM AVERAGE
Are you a Health Freak: NOT AT ALL
Do you get along with your Parents: WEN MA MUM IS WHINNING
Do you like Thunderstorms: YE THEY ARE THE BEST I LOVE EM :S
Do you play an Instrument: NO BUT MY FRIEND MICK PLAYS THE PINK OBOE
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: YUS
In the past month have you Smoked: NOPE
In the past month have you been on Drugs: NOPE
In the past month have you gone on a Date: NOPE
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: YES
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: CANT SAY I HAV
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: NOPE
In the past month have you been on Stage: NOPE
In the past month have you been Dumped: NOPE
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: NOPE
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: NOPE
Ever been Drunk: ALL THE TIME
Ever been called a Tease: YUP
Ever been Beaten up: NOPE
Ever Shoplifted: NOPE
How do you want to Die: OLD RICH AND HAPPY
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: WELL ILL HOPEFULLY BE A FIREMAN SOON SO I GUESS FIREMAN
What country would you most like to Visit: AMERICA (MIAMI)
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: BLUE
Favourite Hair Color: BLONDE
Short or Long Hair: LONGISH
Height: 5FT 5"-5FT 8"
Weight: LESS THAN ME
Best Clothing Style: FUNKY FASHIONABLE
Number of Drugs I have taken: NONE
Number of CDs I own: NOT MANY I DOWNLOAD MY MUSIC ON THE PC
Number of Piercings: 1
Number of Tattoos: 2
Number of things in my Past I Regret: 4

Music:

God i like all music Blink 182,
Greenday
Offspring
foo fighters
Arctic monkeys
50 cent
eminem
oasis
black eyed peas
mvp
ciara
ordinary boys pusy cat dolls
chris brown
The killers
Kaiser chiefs
t.i
Armand Van Heldon
Panic at the disco
Taking back sunday
Razorlight
Embrace

Movies:

i like loads of movies i got millions of dvds too im liking that into the blue with jessica alba in :)

Television:

Desperate Housewives,The Oc,Smallville im a geek i know,Hollyoaks :)

Books:

BOOkS......FUCK books give me a beer!

Heroes:

im my own hero im only person that can save myself from wotever.... :S