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About Me

Hello, I'm Lance. My nickname, Fancy Pants Lance, was given to me during my last year at Pearland High School. So, hello, I'm Lance, and I have fancy pants! Here's the first thing you should know about me (aside from the silly nickname)...I'm gay. But not just gay, I'm very sterotypically gay. I have no problem admitting that, thank you very much! If you have a problem with this, I suggest you get over it, because it won't EVER change. So, hello, I'm Lance. I have fancy pants and I'm gay. Now that those two things are out of the way, I can move on to the good stuff! I was born on May 19th, 1987 (I expect presents now) at the Texas Children's Hospital. Skip ahead 18 or so years and here I am, writing this silly "about me" thing for all you good people to read. I have two best friends, James and Meghan. I feel that these two people in particular have made me the person that I am today. So, in other words, you can blame them. I'm just kidding, James and Meghan! I love you both! But really, they've given me this wonky sense of humor that I like to tell myself is very infectious. They have both helped me through some very tough times, and I hope I have helped them as well. But anyways, this thing is supposed to be "about me", right? Well, there's not much I can tell you, then. All I can say is, hello, I'm Lance.
That's me!

The Protector:

You live your life with integrity, originality, vision, and creativity! Independent and stubborn, you rarely stray from your vision - no matter what it is. You are an excellent listener, with almost infinite patience. You have complex, deep feelings, and you take great care to express them.You would make a great photographer, alternative medicine guru, or teacher!

My Interests

I have an intensely fantastic love for film and music! I love to sing (even though I sound awful) and I love to write. I've taken quite an interest in photography. I love to go shopping, and I love to talk on the phone. I love to work, even though I hate my current job! Oh yes, I love guys! This list could go on and on, so let's leave it at that.

I'm jealous!

Mmmmm!

I'd like to meet:

I am willing to meet anyone that is willing to meet me. I do have something to say, though. If you are going to add me, please send a message along with your request. It irritates me when people don't do that! Thanks!

Claudio Sanchez, lead singer of Coheed & Cambria!

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Music:

Coheed & Cambria, Muse, AFI, The Mars Volta, Head Automatica, Death Cab for Cutie, The Receiving End of Sirens, Rooney, Something Corporate, The Dresden Dolls, Mae, The Police, A Perfect Circle, ABBA, Etc.

Coheed & Cambria!

Movies:

American Beauty, Moulin Rouge, Brokeback Mountain, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Crash, Donnie Darko, Garden State, Titanic, The Truman Show, Big Fish, Edward Scissorhands, The Nightmare Before Christmas, Corpse Bride, Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, Pleasantville, Ed Wood, Clue, Mean Girls, Mars Attacks, The Life Aquatic, Etc.

Brokeback Mountain!

Television:

I watch Trading Spaces, While You Were Out, Clean Sweep, Spongebob Squarepants, and Family Guy! My newest addiction is Project Runway! Oh yeah, the funniest thing in the world is Most Extreme Challenge (MXC) on SpikeTV!

Books:

I don't usually read, but I do quite enjoy the Harry Potter books. I also love the Rainbow Boys books...That's about it.

Heroes:

I have way too many heroes to count! So why bother?! But you can see one of my main heroes right below here, so look! Go on, LOOK!

My best friend, Meghan!

My Blog

I think it's time again...

The Never-Ending Blog Preface: Well, it has been an extremely long time since I have written a blog! So how is everyone this morning? I can't imagine why I'm awake right now, but here I am...
Posted by Fancy Pants Lance on Tue, 17 Oct 2006 01:55:00 PST

Completely random things about Lance!

1.) I was born at the Children's Hospital of Houston on May 19, 1987! 2.) My mother wanted my name to be Alexander, but they settled on Lance instead...Alexander became my middle name.. 3.) Before my ...
Posted by Fancy Pants Lance on Fri, 04 Nov 2005 10:02:00 PST

New profile & updates!

~The Beginning~ Hey everyone! It's been a long time hasn't it? I have a lot of stuff going on......I must update everyone! Where to begin......? ~Darrien~ I've been a lot happier lat...
Posted by Fancy Pants Lance on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Buzzfest etc.

Hey everyone! Long time no talk......I have a lot of fun and exciting stories to share with everyone, so you better keep reading! : ) This past Saturday, I had the extreme pleasure of attending B...
Posted by Fancy Pants Lance on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Bad news......

Well, just so everyone knows, Matt broke up with me two nights ago. You may have noticed a complete absence of him on my profile page thing, so I thought I would just let everyone know what happened....
Posted by Fancy Pants Lance on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Re-evaluating my life......

This is something that has been on my mind for a while now, but something that happened today has really put new thoughts and questions racing through my mind. Let me begin with what happened today.....
Posted by Fancy Pants Lance on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

I'm pissed off!

I'm really, really angry! Some stupid customer at work (I work at Randall's) complained about my eye-liner, so now I can't wear my eye-liner to work! WTF!? Get over it people! Guys can wear eye-li...
Posted by Fancy Pants Lance on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Matt is awesome!

Hey all! I'm feeling much better now! My mother is speaking to me again, and Matt and i have officialy started going out! I'm extremely happy, so try to cope with my annoying happiness at school......
Posted by Fancy Pants Lance on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

I hate my life...

Well, I have now officialy told my mom about my homosexuality and she wasn't too thrilled about the whole situation. She told me that she didn't want to hear anything about it, and that really upset ...
Posted by Fancy Pants Lance on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Revamp!

So I've decided to get rid of all my old blogs becuase I didn't like them. I thought they were boring and uninspired (kinda like cheap action films) so I'm gonna start all over! So expect some new b...
Posted by Fancy Pants Lance on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST