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About Me

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People in the entertainment industry(agents, comedians,jews)

My Blog

Check out this event: Joeys Cafe Presents Joeys Comedy Showcase

Hosted By: BJ BootheWhen: Friday Aug 29, 2008 at 9:00 PMWhere: Joey's Cafe19 East Main StreetWashingtonville, New York|33 10992United StatesDescription Dave Bailey, Sean Huberty, Kevin Kenny, Chris C...
Posted by on Wed, 30 Jul 2008 12:40:00 GMT

Happy "DO I HAVE A FUCKING SIGN ON MY BACK OR SOMETHING?!?!?!" Day!

Congrats....Today, someone close to you is going to show how much they care about you by putting tobasco sauce in your contact solution.  You will know just how much your friends appreciate your ...
Posted by on Tue, 01 Apr 2008 11:33:00 GMT

Why the Undead Kicks Your Favorite Monsters Ass Up n Down Main Street

We all like horrifying shit.  Even you ladies who say you hate scary movies, you like to bury your face in your guys chest when the bad guy in the mask sticks the nubile teen in the face with a c...
Posted by on Thu, 27 Mar 2008 00:55:00 GMT

Happy Arbitrary Candy Day!!!!

Oh, hello there!  I didn’t see you come in.  Happy Easter, Faithfull Reader!  The day where we celebrate the resurrection of a six foot tall mall employee in a degrading bunny cos...
Posted by on Sun, 23 Mar 2008 11:42:00 GMT

Happy "You’re Gonna Get Crazy Drunk and Do Some Jackass Thing You’ll Regret" Day!!!

Ahhh, good ol’ Patty, patron saint of "I’m Sorry I got Drunk and Groped Your Girlfriend."  Today we celebrate the only saint I know by putting green food coloring where it doesn&rsquo...
Posted by on Mon, 17 Mar 2008 06:34:00 GMT

Happy Crappentines Day Assholes!!!

wow, ok...been a while since i wrote anything that wasn't a formal admittance of guilt...ok, so whats in the news...oh yeah, the hands down stupidest day known to man....Valentines Day.  The day ...
Posted by on Tue, 12 Feb 2008 13:58:00 GMT

Breakups

Breakups are always tough.  Mainly because you always have to divvy up all the shit you bought together.  "I want the stereo!" "Then we shall BATTLE! Choose your weapon for the war over the...
Posted by on Sat, 04 Aug 2007 13:27:00 GMT

the difference between the sexes

We have different dreams and goals in life.  Women dream of having a family,or a successful career...maybe even applying for extreme home makeover(anything to meet a gay guy, huh ladies?)  M...
Posted by on Wed, 01 Aug 2007 13:11:00 GMT