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Rob Vomit

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Trapped In The Drive-Thru

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Hey everyone. I just moved to Ottawa so if you see me around… don’t hurt me. I am fragile and can easily crumble. I am currently attending Carleton University for Film. I will not purchase a fedora any time soon so you can stop making that joke. So far Ottawa seems pretty hip and I can see myself getting use to this area.

I was born on a reserve, north of Thunder Bay, called Webequie. I was not raised up there nor do I even speak the language fluently (oji-cree). I feel I neglected this part of my life but I am sure I will eventually remedy that. I doubt I could ever live up in Webequie (due to having absolutely nothing to do and shitty internet) but it is an awesome place to vacation. Half my family (mom’s side) lives up there and every time I visit they make sure I am having a good time. The camping and fishing trips have always been an awesome experience for me. We once had a hole in our boat where we had to patch it up with spruce gum! It was interesting trying to find the spruce sap at night… with no flashlights. Since the reserve is so remote it is one of the cleanest places I have ever been. You can actually drink the water from the lake!

For the past 20 or so years of my life I have been living in Oshawa A.K.A The Shwa. It isn’t the cleanest place, it doesn’t have the nicest people, it isn’t the biggest city ever… but it was home. I have built many friendships and lost many shoes there. I hope that Ottawa won’t mind if I create some havoc and entertainment around town like I did in Oshawa.

Your brother, Viking, good friend, unconscious body laying on your couch, loud guy on the street,

Rawrbin the Terrible

PS: Don't drink the Shwater.

My Interests

good times, friends, beer, party, music, hackysack, baseball, hockey and meeting new interesting people...

I'd like to meet:


Anyone who knows how to have fun and doesn't really care what other people think in the process. As long as you are happy and living life like there's no tomorrow then you win the prize. The prize being my friendship. NO REFUNDS

Music:

poison the well, deftones, nin, converge, weezer, pixies, cannae, hayden, THROWDOWN, the distillers, every time i die, nora, evergreen terrace, between the buried and me, thursday, my chemical romance, smashing pumpkins, atreyu, chimaira, stretch arm strong, madball, walls of jericho, real life, david bowie, raised fist, war, death cab for cutie, bright eyes, dashboard confessional, vast, fordirelifesake, frank zappa, white zombie, the clash, the pixies, tears for fears, fine young cannibals, relative ash, project 86, factory 81, strife, caution inc!!!!!!, good riddance, 18visions, codeseven, most precious blood, gizmachi, boysetsfire, mars volta, old afi, spineshank, soilwork, snot, at the drive-in, sparta, far, slayer and etc etc.

Movies:

history of the world, actually any movie by mel brooks... american history x, romper stomper, swingers, donnie darko, harold and kumar go to white castle, life of david gale, snatch, lock stock and two smoking barrels, pirates of the carribean, boondock saints, flight of the dragons, star wars, charlie and the chocolate factory, star trek, shaun of the dead, back to the future and anything funny or scarey! weee :)

Television:

kids in the hall, south park, family guy, Jon Stewart, simpsons, lost... shrugz

Heroes:

Billy Corgan, Mel Brooks, Rob Zombie, Dane Cook, James Lynn Strait, Mitch Hedberg, Jon Davis, David L. Robbins Les Claypool, Buckethead and the one and only Kurt Lupson aka J hammer

My Blog

The Chronicles of Vasili Alexinov Kruschevnakalovichkanov

    All of you people know me as Brother, Native, That Loud Guy, Fuckface but most of all Robin Freeman. You might have known for the last 20 years I have been taking care of my many ch...
Posted by Rob Vomit on Sat, 23 Dec 2006 11:10:00 PST

OH EM GEE DRUNK PEOPLE = ZOMBIES

I just had a revelation....Drunks = ZombiesBoth Drag their feet and walk the sameBoth will kill for what they craveBoth are immune to most everythingBoth eat the hearts of the living...errr....I ... s...
Posted by Rob Vomit on Wed, 06 Dec 2006 04:41:00 PST

I am sorry baby...

    I figure I should let you guys know what's been going on lately in my life. Since a lot of you are cut off from the loop... unless I tell ya. Well, I recently found someone I truely...
Posted by Rob Vomit on Tue, 05 Dec 2006 08:59:00 PST

Today is "Vodka Day"

Since I am coherant now I figure I would let you guys know what day it is today. Why am I telling you this?  Because I forgot to tell you about Monday which was "Drink Leftover Beer SLASH  W...
Posted by Rob Vomit on Thu, 30 Nov 2006 10:59:00 PST

Doppelgangers: Unconfirmed but Assumed

    Sorry for the lack of blogs lately... I have been doing a lot of book learning... you know... big people stuff. It sucks I hate it! but I carry on. One thing I have noticed every ti...
Posted by Rob Vomit on Wed, 29 Nov 2006 10:06:00 PST

Operation: Storm the Keep

People's Liberation Army of Beer Soldiers:Matt 'The Fox' BukoskiRobin 'Chief' Freeman John ...
Posted by Rob Vomit on Wed, 01 Nov 2006 04:18:00 PST

The Wrath of John

So I have been gone from Oshawa for about a month now and I was wondering how things have been. I've talked to a few people and of course everyone misses me... LIKE FUCK... I'D MISS ME TOO.  *shi...
Posted by Rob Vomit on Wed, 04 Oct 2006 09:01:00 PST

Well... fuck

My parents just told me they are going to be moving to Thunder Bay.. Sooner rather then later... meaning... more then likely I  won't be in Oshawa to visit everyone... like I thought I would... I...
Posted by Rob Vomit on Sat, 30 Sep 2006 11:18:00 PST

welp... as of tuesday... I won't be living in oshawa

For the first time in basically 20 years... I have lived here my whole life... I have made all my friends here... This is where I call home... Most people move out at 18... not I... I stayed... true ...
Posted by Rob Vomit on Mon, 04 Sep 2006 11:38:00 PST

The jew kept my 20....

I am gonna make this short and sweet...I mighta had a lil too much to drink on saturday... considering I did puke on Hope's floor. and the next day I had the worst hang over ever. I happen to go to be...
Posted by Rob Vomit on Tue, 22 Aug 2006 11:37:00 PST