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Michael

Yes, It has been proven... Michael Gerlach is cool

About Me

Well, as you can tell, I am overwhelmingly cool and mildly studdish. I dig chix... but for some reason they don't dig me. (They're missin' out) People seem to like me because I am polite and rarely late. I enjoy ice cream and a nice pair of slacks. I usually sign my name Batman Gerlach because it looks cool and people think I save the world. Also, I am Batman. I believe teeth brushing should be an Olympic Sport, along with hide and seek, tag, and door closing. I think I rock, so if you don't think so, you can burn in hell.

My Interests

Baseball, playing the Ukulele, playing the piano, smoking cigars, watching movies, running in the nude... who am I kidding? I don't like running. I also like other things.

I'd like to meet:

Will Farrell, he's my idol. I have a golden statue of him in my closet that nobody knows about.Al Gore, so I can punch him in the face for being a douche.Ron Burgundy, a legendary news anchor from San Diego.Batman... Even though I have already met him because I AM him.Maddox, because he tells it how it is.George Bush, because he is the US President.Ronald Reagan, because he rocks.George Burns, because he smoked cigars day and night and died at the ripe old age of 100. He was also funny.Steve Martin, a genius comedian.Peter Sellars, because of the wonderful works he did in the Pink Panther.Bob Hope, another great comedian.Frank Sinatra, a stud.Bing Crosby, a gentlemanely stud.Michael Buble, a new twist on an old breed of stud.Lucille Ball, a genius comeianne.The cast of Family Guy, The Simpsons and Mythbusters.Aladin, because he has an awesome ride.Gregory House, because he is a genius and sarcastic.Jake Shimabukuro, the King of Ukulele.Victor Borge, because he could play the piano like no one else, and make people laugh while he's at it.Mel Blanc, the voice of the Looney Tunes characters.

Music:

Anything but rap, because rap is for saps. And it sucks. The only rap I enjoy listening to is Yo-Yo Ma. He basically rocks.

Movies:

Anchorman EuroTrip King Arthur The Pink Panther (with Peter Sellars) Other Action/Comedy flix

Television:

Family Guy, The Simpsons, South Park, House, Mythbusters, Law and Order: SVU, The Looney Tunes, Tom and Jerry

Books:

The Alphabet of Manliness

Heroes:

Mel Blanc, Michael Buble, Jake Shimabukuro, Will Ferrel, Steve Martin, Frank Sinatra, and Victor Borge