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About Me

My name is Jebbi.
Please unzip your pants and say hi.
I'm from the east coast of NC, but I've lived in Charlotte the past 14 years.
My profile is usually private because people are fuckin' nosy.
I tend to come off as an asshole, bitch, prick, whatever; but once you know me I'm actually very friendly.
I'm a Leo and, according to the Chinese zodiac, a tiger.
If you call me a bitch, you better say King Bitch.
I usually prefer being single. I don't have time for games.
If you cross me then know that I don't accept apologies and I do hold grudges.
You can label me promiscuous but don't think that means you're getting into my pants.
I should give a fuck, but fortunately I don't.
I studied Graphic Design at the Art Institute of Charlotte.
If you think I'm superficial then you're probably right. I exist to exclude.
My favorite color is green. Basically any variation of it.
If I have something to say, then please believe I will voice it.
I'm as open-minded as they come; I'm also extremely stubborn.
I love cuddling but I hate mushy shit like flowers and being called baby. Save that for your bitch.
I have long, annoying eyelashes and my eyes change color with the weather and what I'm wearing.
I steal my ex-boyfriends' clothes.
I'm very laid back and I never stress...it only causes breakouts.
I hate drama but if you want to take it there...well let's just say you don't. Trust me.
I love making a scene and controversy seems to be my middle name.
I'm a total control freak, not to be confused with O.C.D.
My sister is my best friend and my nephew is defenitely cuter than yours.
I hate people who try to mimic my personality and/or style. Please bitch, be yourself.
I may sound prima donna, but in reality I'm just a fun, easygoing person and I have difficulty taking things seriously.
Anything else you may want to know you can message me.

My Interests

Obviously having fun. My favorite thing is just hangin' out with my friends and chillin'. Clubbing. Going out...period. I can't handle sitting at home. I'm too A.D.D. for that. Sex. You know tha deal. Movies. In the theater or at home...I'm a big movie buff. I love dramas and scary movies. Music. It makes me lose control...well that and alcohol. But who seriously doesn't love music??? Summer. The beach. The pool. Bein' tan. Summer partyin'. The warm weather. The Summer thunderstorms. All of it. Art. Drawing. Photography. Writing. Graphic Design. Just keepin' it real, son. I am who I am so hate all you want.

I'd like to meet:

Lil' Kim, Tiffany Patterson [a.k.a. New York], Robin Thicke, Wendy Williams, David LaChapelle, Megan Mullally, Angelina Jolie, Gwen Stefani, Pamela Anderson, Justin Timberlake, Madonna, Fergie, Christina Ricci, Jude Law, Nicole Kidman, Kaila Yu, Terrence Howard, Anna Nicole Smith, Jared Leto, Marc Jacobs, Natalie Portman, etc. etc.

Music:

Lil' Kim, Justin Timberlake, Nelly Furtado, Gwen Stefani and No Doubt, 311, Mariah Carey, Fergie and the Black Eyed Peas, Linkin Park, Ludacris, Foxy Brown, Panic! At The Disco, Eminem, The Notorious B.I.G., Fort Minor, Shakira, Paul Wall, Nirvana, John Legend, Lindsay Lohan, Robin Thicke, Missy Elliott, Madonna, Timbaland, Trina, Kelis, Pitbull, Keyshia Cole, Gym Class Heroes, Paulina Rubio, Fall Out Boy, Christina Aguilera, Lenny Kravitz, Jimmy Eat World, Shiny Toy Guns, Ms. Jade, Paris Hilton, Johnny Cash, Kaila Yu, Fiona Apple, Jay-Z, N.E.R.D., Maroon 5, etc.

Movies:

Smokin' Aces, Sin City, The Rules of Attraction, Closer, Four Brothers, Alpha Dog, The Cell, Boogie Nights, Sleepy Hollow, Babel, Kill Bill [Volumes 1 & 2], Interview with the Vampire, The Life Aquatic, Cruel Intentions, From Hell, Dude Where's My Car?, The Hours, V for Vendetta, Not Another Teen Movie, Silent Hill, Crash, Brokeback Mountain, Midnight in the Garden of Good & Evil, To Wong Foo, Gothika, Moulin Rouge, Original Sin, Double Jeopardy, The Silence of the Lambs, Domino, Mystic River, etc.

Television:

Lil' Kim: Countdown to Lockdown, The Real World, South Park, I Love New York, Nip/Tuck, Family Guy, Flavor of Love, Project Runway, American Idol, Will & Grace, The Parkers, Vh1's Best Week Ever, etc.

Books:

I don't read often enought to list books.

Heroes:

David LaChapelle, Justin Timberlake, James Dean, Jimi Hendrix, Gia Carangi, Dr. Martin Luther King Jr., Saint Francis of Assissi, Oprah Winfrey, etc.

My Blog

R.I.P. Anna Nicole (Nov. 28, 1967 - Feb. 8, 2007)

I'm devastated. I LOVED Anna Nicole...that bitch was tha shit no matter what people say...so show some respect where respect is due. Rest In PeaceAnna Nicole SmithNovember 28th, 1967 - February ...
Posted by [call meh j. low]™ on Thu, 08 Feb 2007 03:18:00 PST

THE NAKED TRUTH...

alright so there's been alotta speculation about what happened and what went on so i'll just go ahead and lay it all to rest... this is what really happened....THE TRUTH...bcuz i kno it's hard for som...
Posted by [call meh j. low]™ on Thu, 21 Sep 2006 09:33:00 PST

if ur lookin for me...

alotta shits gone down...as usual...so if ur lookin for me i'll probably be in between friends' houses and my sister's house for the time being. best bet is to hit me up on my cell. u kno tha number.
Posted by [call meh j. low]™ on Tue, 05 Sep 2006 08:36:00 PST