A United States marine was attending some college courses between assignments. He had completed missions in Iraq and Afghanistan. One of the courses had a professor who was an avowed atheist and a member of the ACLU. One day the professor shocked the class when he came in. He looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, "God, if you are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes."
The lecture room fell silent. You could hear a pin drop. Ten minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, "Here I am God. I'm still waiting." It got down to the last couple of minutes when the marine got out of his chair, went up to the professor, and cold-cocked him knocking him off the platform. The professor was out cold.
The marine went back to his seat and sat there, silently. The other students were shocked and stunned and sat there looking on in silence. The professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken, looked at the marine and asked, "What the hell is the matter with you? Why did you do that?" The marine calmly replied, "God was too busy today protecting America's troops who are protecting your right to say stupid things and act like an ass................. So, He sent me."
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You scored as BDSM - Moderate. Bondage, Domination/Submission, and a little bit of Sadism and Masochism. You like to seriously toy with the boundaries of control over another person or their control over you - your bedroom is spicy and invigorating. Your chosen sex-toy: Handcuffs and blindfold, and some strong rope.
BDSM - Moderate
100%
BDSM - Heavy
100%
BDSM - Light
100%
Exhibitionist
75%
Foot/Shoe Fetish
55%
Coulrophilia
50%
Gynophagia
50%
Voyeurism
35%
Bishi
30%
Vanilla
25%
Yiff/Plushie/Furry
10%
And your Fetish is...?
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