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Jess

Suppose we try

About Me


My Interests

Overanalyzing, making lists, accumulating debt, health, urban exploration, reading, records, dogs, chest hair, uniporn.

I'd like to meet:

Rabble rousers, scalawags, mole people, feral children, urban mountain men, skateboarding dogs, more girl friends, folks who can teach me how to fix bikes, and Christopher Meloni.

Music:

Pavement, Wipers, Stooges, Au Pairs, Buzzcocks, Irma Thomas, Black Flag, Leatherface, Big Black, Lync, Mission of Burma, Gang of Four, Wire, Undertones, Husker Du, Huggy Bear, Beach Boys, Johnny Cash, Dolly Parton, Patsy Cline, Bettye Swann, Gram Parsons, Emmylou Harris, Love, Byrds, CCR, Dusty Springfield, Go Sailor, Softies, Fleetwood Mac

Movies:

Anything with Bill Murray

Television:

Law and Order, Strangers with Candy, Colbert Report, Freaks and Geeks, Twin Peaks, The State, Arrested Development, Wild Boyz, Ghost Hunters

Books:

Margaret Atwood, Carson McCullers

Heroes:

Paul Farmer, David Berman, Keyshia Cole

My Blog

Official Facial Hair Ranking System (TM)

(I'm copying Stephanie by posting my own beard ranking system into my blog but this needs to go out to the masses):Please take note that this is the "user friendly" version. I should be able to just p...
Posted by Jess on Thu, 27 Jul 2006 01:44:00 PST

She's filled with secrets


Posted by Jess on Tue, 23 May 2006 05:17:00 PST

Knowing is half the battle

Friendly's____________________________________Great Food &Ice CreamMay 11, 2006Ms. Jessica Silkxxx xth AvenueBrooklyn, NY 11215Dear Ms. Silk,Thank you for your recent letter.I have verified this i...
Posted by Jess on Sat, 13 May 2006 12:24:00 PST

My contribution to the animal rights debate


Posted by Jess on Mon, 08 May 2006 01:44:00 PST

Top Serious Business Letter

May 8, 2006Friendly Ice Cream Corporation1855 Boston RoadWilbraham, Massachusetts 01095Dear Friendly Ice Cream Corporation:As a native New Englander, your delicious ice cream treats have brought me jo...
Posted by Jess on Mon, 08 May 2006 08:35:00 PST