What do an Alaskan glacier, an eyepatch, and a Steadicam have in common? |
Well...I am realizing now that this might have looked a bit peculiar to some unsuspecting Alaskan, happening to pass by. You see, we were at the moment, two grown men asleep in the back of an old Chev...
Posted by on Tue, 05 Sep 2006 22:59:00 GMT |
Lollapalooza and the necessary death of Illinois |
Dearly beloved,We are gathered here today to bad a final adieu to the state of Illinois. I shot it dead for reasons which shall become apparent as I continue my story of the concert of the summer."Non...
Posted by on Fri, 11 Aug 2006 20:43:00 GMT |
Will I still eat sushi when I'm 64? |
I had just stopped for a quick lunch at Byerly's in Eagan on my way back to Minneapolis, and I was about to dive into a beautiful roll of salmon, avocado, rice and nari. If you're reading this, you kn...
Posted by on Fri, 14 Jul 2006 22:05:00 GMT |
Adelpha, these are for you... |
They don't see you there, hidden behind your red, sun-jewel tomatoes and your cool slender cucumbers, your gentle hands touching each one. You've coaxed them from naught but seed and earth to one day ...
Posted by on Wed, 12 Jul 2006 20:18:00 GMT |
What happens in Vegas... |
Once upon a time, a big-shot, ass-bustin gangster said to another big-shot, ass-bustin gangster, "Let's build our own muth-fuckin city right in the middle of the gaaad-damn desert. We'll do whatever t...
Posted by on Mon, 19 Jun 2006 15:02:00 GMT |
Lilac Pillow |
Our time with that violet sweetness hangs but by a thread. Soon the full, ripe days of spring will give way to that hot and heavy sun of summer and our fragrance will leave us suspended on a purple hi...
Posted by on Fri, 19 May 2006 19:35:00 GMT |
Morelless in Minneapolis |
The first day of the hunt and I return empty handed. But defeated? Hardly! IN fact, it occurred to me today that hunting for morel mushrooms in the first taste of spring blossom, might not even be abo...
Posted by on Tue, 02 May 2006 17:29:00 GMT |
