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I have a grand collection of junk...

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Batman. A dog that knows how to cut grass.

My Blog

HEMINGWAY'S SHOTGUN RECORDS

Hey gang, I started my label...ERNEST HEMINGWAYS SHOTGUN RECORDS. Simply put, we make the music, we make the cd's, we make the shirts, we put out the best DIY music for the best price.... Nothin fancy...
Posted by on Thu, 28 Jun 2007 15:58:00 GMT

In Memory of Morgan

OLD SHAWNEETOWN - A Naperville man is in critical condition following roll-over accident that happened at Old Route 13 at Logsdon Road, Old Shawneetown, 7:43 p.m. Sunday.Christopher Morgan York, 38, w...
Posted by on Mon, 25 Jun 2007 19:04:00 GMT

I was voted "Most Influential Rock Star" in Illinois

Hi there. If any one has any of the catcall cabaret shows ( you know- puppets- masochists- meat bikinis- hippies and marxists ) on video please post it on you tube or something. I'm having trouble fin...
Posted by on Fri, 08 Jun 2007 16:11:00 GMT

I have the pussy, I make the rules

writting songs should be easier...I saw a little white trash girl wearing this t-shirt in Johnson City 2 years ago. I haven't been able to work it out yet.Jesus Christ John and I sang an accapella ver...
Posted by on Tue, 05 Jun 2007 09:50:00 GMT

My publisher likes my chances

An enchanted forrest lies at the end of the world. It is very pretty and smells nice too. It is home to one of the most beautiful animals in the world, the UNICORN.Everyone loves the unicorn and likes...
Posted by on Wed, 25 Apr 2007 21:19:00 GMT

reissued+shorter=readable-enjoyable+smart

For sugarbone johnson.... an abreviated claptone's 4.1 log... .......This bitch and then yuppies, and then two queers plus leather gloves, some faggy food joint with booze, no sleep... street corner p...
Posted by on Sun, 15 Apr 2007 05:41:00 GMT

I play a gretsch in front of the toilet

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eiMCls6mvP0
Posted by on Sat, 31 Mar 2007 09:52:00 GMT

ClapitalRecords.v.9isactuallyonetooand3

        I don't have a clue to what I was doing or fetishing before birth, but since I have accumulated and disreguarded many bits and metaphors. The early...
Posted by on Sat, 17 Feb 2007 10:42:00 GMT

claptuna's log is not sushi. 8.dogs

i've met great bands west of the mississipi river. with no actual venues to play, they are hopeless like opossums in the center lane at rush hour. we have played: a skinhead/ bad company fan...
Posted by on Sat, 10 Feb 2007 17:17:00 GMT

Pschobilly quartet brings intoxicated profanity and destruction to DeKalb coffeehouse

A-Bomb hits The House with Gravetones, Curtains Psychobilly quartet brings intoxicated profanity and destruction to DeKalb coffeehouse Published on: Thursday, January 18, 2007 Article by: Christopher...
Posted by on Sun, 11 Feb 2007 05:31:00 GMT