About Me
You Are 80% Gross
You're pretty dirty, and there's a good chance you're living in a total dump. And your body? Not too clean either. Watch out for killer bacteria, Pig Pen!
How Gross Are You?
LOVE: brunch, hot sun, my family, my featherbed, fortune cookies, cinnamon, tv on dvd, the pause button, hotel rooms, daytime, red wine, christmas, photos, 2nd hand bookstores, lots of blankets, kissing, vanilla, lotion, the ocean, beach hair, boats, fishing, background noise, craigslist, to-do-lists, busy days, dorks, the sims, odd socks, exploring, adventures, espresso, the ferry, travelling by train, live music, loud music, road trips, restaurants, mango martinis, reminiscent smells, other peoples' houses, converse, oreos, garage sailing, regular sailing, scarlett j, sushi, a glass of wine in a hot shower & sleeping in too late...
DON'T: icebergs, cilantro, the milk that drips down your chin when you're eating cereal, avoidance, dishes, going to bed, getting up, running out of toilet paper so you have to use coffee filters, being cold/hungry, space travel, cell phone bills, steel wool, raw meat, the thought of dancing fast to slow music or slow to fast music, alarms, losing things in my purse, the fact that i can't raise one eyebrow, doom & gloom, blisters, construction noise & sleeping in too late...