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Amber

I HEART AMBURGERS

About Me


You Are 80% Gross
You're pretty dirty, and there's a good chance you're living in a total dump. And your body? Not too clean either. Watch out for killer bacteria, Pig Pen! How Gross Are You?
LOVE: brunch, hot sun, my family, my featherbed, fortune cookies, cinnamon, tv on dvd, the pause button, hotel rooms, daytime, red wine, christmas, photos, 2nd hand bookstores, lots of blankets, kissing, vanilla, lotion, the ocean, beach hair, boats, fishing, background noise, craigslist, to-do-lists, busy days, dorks, the sims, odd socks, exploring, adventures, espresso, the ferry, travelling by train, live music, loud music, road trips, restaurants, mango martinis, reminiscent smells, other peoples' houses, converse, oreos, garage sailing, regular sailing, scarlett j, sushi, a glass of wine in a hot shower & sleeping in too late...
DON'T: icebergs, cilantro, the milk that drips down your chin when you're eating cereal, avoidance, dishes, going to bed, getting up, running out of toilet paper so you have to use coffee filters, being cold/hungry, space travel, cell phone bills, steel wool, raw meat, the thought of dancing fast to slow music or slow to fast music, alarms, losing things in my purse, the fact that i can't raise one eyebrow, doom & gloom, blisters, construction noise & sleeping in too late...

My Interests

In form you will always be inferior to some, superior to others. In essence, you are neither inferior nor superior to anyone.

I'd like to meet:



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Music:

I don't like music.

Movies:

Lots.

Television:

DVDTV.

Books:

Lots.

Heroes:

Captain Planet. Who else is gonna bring pollution down to zero? Also a savagely brilliant man named Gunnar Peterson. Also a savagely savage guy named Paul Anthony.

My Blog

Video: Jackass Big White.

Featuring Tom Green, The Wildcats, Dave England (of Jackass fame), The cast of "Shred", karaoke, vomit, urine, pubic hair & yours truly. Watch at your own discretion. more videos @ www.tomgreen.com ...
Posted by Amber on Sat, 10 Mar 2007 01:15:00 PST

Video: Off set w/Tom Green.

Off the set of "Shred"; a night out w/the cast. Featuring Dave England, the only American: ...
Posted by Amber on Sat, 10 Mar 2007 01:05:00 PST

Video: On set w/Tom Green.

On the set of "Shred" up at Big White: ...
Posted by Amber on Sat, 10 Mar 2007 12:50:00 PST

Adventures in Amboarding.

So I tried to go snowboarding today for the first time in about a kajillion years and it was basically a disaster.  After the first run I realise my crappy old boots are killing my feet and they...
Posted by Amber on Sun, 07 Jan 2007 01:25:00 PST