26th November 1985
THE DAY IT ALL BEGUN.
*Hi, I'm Gareth.
*Call me what you like.
*My Mam calls me Kevin. (Kevin & Perry)
*I'm just me, and that is all I'll ever be.
*And did I tell you I've got a watch?!
*I'm 22.
*I'm not as young as I used to be.
*Do you love it?
*I'm REALLY random. Get over it.
*If you can't, I'll give you the number for Jeremy Kyle Show.
*And did I tell you, Mary had a little lamb. Gynaecologists are looking into it?
*I'm from Merthyr Tydfil in South Wales. Its a really lovely place to live if your about 400 million years old.
*My ambition in life is to live for eternity. So far, so good.
*I used to be a Teletubby but now I am Papa Smurf.
*Dwi'n casau Robbie Williams.
*I like doing things that most 22yr olds like to do.
*Like picking on little kids and taking my pet Giraffe for a walk.
*I'm a lifeguard.
*According to HumanForSale.com I'm worth £2,770,044.
*Any takers? I may negotiate a little.
*I sometimes wish that life had subtitles.
*I'd like a dog named 'Dog' and a fish named 'Mark'.
*I can please only one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow isn't looking good, either.
*I tried sniffing Coke once but the ice cubes kept getting stuck up my nose.
*I treat people how people treat me. FACT!
*Respect the things you have in life, you don't know what you've got until its gone.
*If your looking for a snog, chances are I would rather kiss a Cactus.
*I love old people - They break easily.
*Dwi'n hoffi coffi.
*I trust people too easily, I'll learn the hard way.
*Be nice to me, I'll be nice to you!
*I'm going to see Ricky Gervais live on May 26th.
*It was AMAZING!
* I'm going to see the Arctic Monkeys on June 19th.
*Oh what a fucking night!
*Are you jealous?
* I bet you are!
*I'm petrified of Snakes.
*And needles.
*I'm scared of Cotton Wool.
*Take the piss, you die.
*Seriously.
*I'm scared to taste sprouts.
*Simply because everyone else hates them.
*I'm a FANTASTIC driver...
*I love my friends.
*I love to hate them too!
*My friends are way better than your friends.
*No, I will not sell them to you...
*Then again, if you offer me enough £££ I might.
*I love them all too much.
*They are all slags.
*But thats what I love about them.
*They're the kind of friends that leave their underware on some random persons car bonnet!
*I'm probably the loudest of the bunch.
*You will hear me before you see me.
*The biggest regret of my life so far is going out clubbin' in Merthyr when I should have went clubbin' to Cardiff to have seen Leeanne doing 'The Catepillar' dance in a dance-off in Jumpin Jaks!
*I'm Welsh.
*And VERY proud.
*I speak Welsh.
*Fluently.
*I'm common as muck.
*Been told Vicky Pollard has nothing on me!
*I like to take the piss out of people less fortunate.
*Its fun.
*I'm not a morning person.
*Thats why I stay in bed til 6pm!
*I love music.
*I love almost all kinds of music, my taste varies on the colour shirt I am wearing.
*Today I'm wearing a Red shirt, therefore I love rock music.
*Recently taken a liking to emo music.
*I want an emo star tattooed on my hand.
*I'll have it soon.
*I've plucked up the courage to get it done now!
I DON'T ASK FOR MUCH IN LIFE... BUT WHEN I'M OLD AND WRINKLY, I'D LIKE TO LOOK BACK AT THE THINGS I HAVE DONE AND THINK... "FUCK YEAH... I WAS AWESOME!"
*And before you ask, I will not 'whore' you. I'm NOT a MySpace 'whore'. Just because I have lots of friends on this page doesn't mean I'll 'whore' you for my friends to add you also. I just happen to get a lot of friend requests. So, don't waste your time and mine in asking me. And don't ask me can you be on my top friends. If your not there, then your not there for a reason I'm afraid. It means the people already in my top friends are better than you! And cyber sex, phone sex, any other kind of sex is out of the question too sorry. I'm here to make new friends and THATS ALL!
Now kindly either piss off or send me a message/comment/add!
Don't judge me on this page. I am more than a few words on a screen. DON'T JUDGE A BOOK BY ITS MOVIE!
**THE END**
These ARE the BEST people on MySpace, thats why they are my top 40 friends!
