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Chris

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About Me

Hey there boys and girls, well I'm a crazy kid born and raised in nowhere-poc California. I work at Starbucks for dirt money, and I am aspiring to be a designer. Hoping I can get admited into CCA! OH ya, btw, my name is Chris, for those who don't know lol. I'm excited this is my senior year, cuz then it's off to the real deal.... not this lame town. I have a girlfriend named Anna, who is.... well like my life. Ya, I know.... she's in Montana and "aren't long distance relationships bad?"..... Shove it, I love her. I dont' really care what people think, as long as in the end, I'm with her. After all.... I'm peacin this junker town in a while anyway.... why look for the ball and chain to keep you in the prison, when you can find the pasture and beautiful outdoors of adventure! Anyway, in the sudden case your reading this my Anna, I love you a lot. Well that about wraps me up... Oh and did I say I was crazy? Sometimes even a masochist, or possible schizo with some Multiple personality on the side to spice it up?.... Ok Ok so maybe the last 3 weren't exactly true, but who actually reads this anyway?Take the quiz: "Serial Killer Quiz"

Johnny the Homicidal Maniac
you kill assholes; lots of assholes! HOORAY for You!!!! Take the quiz: "The Wildest, Craziest, Most Massive Quiz Ever!"

A Progressive Prognosticating Proganosaur
Omigawd! I survived the biggest, wildest quiz on the internet! I thought it would never end! Now I am posting this Tongue-Twisting result to dare you to take it. Can you survive it? Take the quiz: "Which Playing Card Are You?"

The One Eyed Jack
Sly, Evil, and Secretive, You are the One Eyed Jack! Take the quiz: "Auto Identity"

Adventure Machine
You want to go outdoors, and live a little. You need a car that can trek the mountains, and survey the desert.Take the quiz: "Your Psych-Ward diagnosis"

Autism
Diagnosis: Autism. A developmental disability resulting from a neurological disorder that affects the normal functioning of the brain. It is characterized by the abnormal development of communication skills, social skills, and reasoning. Symptoms, which vary widely in severity, include impairment in social interaction, fixation on inanimate objects, inability to communicate normally, and resistance to changes in daily routine...This profile was edited with MySpace Profile Editor MySpace Profile Editorblack;'Sensational
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Your Name
Superhero Name The Armadillo
Super Power Can Cry On Command
Enemy Michael Jackson
Mode Of Transportation Skateboard
Weapon Vinyl Records
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Which Dysfunctional Care Bear Are You?
brought to you by Quizilla I adopted a cute lil' death fetus from Fetusmart! Hooray fetus!
Greed: Medium
Gluttony: Medium
Wrath: High
Sloth: High
Envy: Medium
Lust: High
Pride: High
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My Interests

ANNA!!!! Paint ball, Poetry, Video Games, and Movies!

I'd like to meet:

Already taken.... why meet another?

Music:

.. width="425" height="350" ..I Like: Eric ClaptonLinkin Park, Slipknot, Three Days Grace, The Offspring, Smile Empty Soul, Insane Clown Possie, Staind, Mindless Self Indulgence, The Gorillaz, The Bravery, Jimmy Eat World, My Chemical Romance, Three Doors Down, Hoobastank, and Trapt

Movies:

Spawn, Mean Guns, Donnie Darko, Nightmare Before Christmas, Saw, Phonebooth, and Half baked

Television:

Invader Zim, Robot Chicken, Family Guy, Rocko's Modern Life, Ren & Stimpy, Futurama, and Aqua Teen Hunger Force

Books:

ANY STEPHEN KING AND H.P LOVECRAFT BOOKS!!!

Heroes:

Felix the cat is my all time favorite! And is my NUMERO UNO! Hero for those that don't know lol. But if you don't know who that is, watch some of the old timer cartoons! jeesh! lol. Frank The Bunny is my Hero!!! (and if you don't know who that is, then you are a deprived child). Also who can forget my other hero Jack Skeleton!! (Seriously if you don't know who that is.... go away, you don't know anything! j/k... not really lol) Then my last Hero.... CHEECH AND CHONG (seriously dude, you don't know these guys..... go see some "Real Movies" lol).Felix The Cat ....Frank The Bunny!!....Jack Skeleton!!....Cheech and Chong!!........

My Blog

The Rose of Blood, Love, and Tears

The Rose of Blood, Love, and TearsI Love My Love; The Love I lostBy: Chris MirandaI love my love; the love I lostI was a fool to think this was for one anotherTo think that love was imbued in each oth...
Posted by Chris on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Girl Friend Application

Girl Friend ApplicationApplication thingy for those of you who don't read my blogs NAME?:AGE?:SEXUAL ORIENTATION?:LOCATION?:LOOKING FOR LONG TERM, SHORT TERM/FUN, OR FRIENDS WITH BENEFITS?:HOBBIES?:BO...
Posted by Chris on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Slipknot

Here is some stuff I thought was totaly awsome used in these songs, of Slipknot's newest CD: VOL.3: (THE SUBLIMINAL VERSES)...... All that I wanted, were things I had before, All that I needed, I n...
Posted by Chris on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Poem Based on a True Story

This is a poem about a guy i know, was hangin with his friends with nowhere to go, its about a dude who did a crazy thing, who came to my house to lay on my swing, he took a chance, he threw t...
Posted by Chris on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Wise Sayings

All of Life is a Stage I seek the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to know the difference It is a wise person who has his aft...
Posted by Chris on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Insults

Let others know what you "really" think of them ... A demitasse would fit his head like a sombrero. (Thanks, Chris Cole) A guy with your IQ should have a low voice too! A half-wit gave...
Posted by Chris on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

If we could shrink the earth's population

If we could shrink the earth's population If we could shrink the earth's population to a village of precisely 100 people, with all the existing human ratios remaining the same, it would look somet...
Posted by Chris on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Celebrity Put-downs

Excellent put-downs If you can't live without me, why aren't you dead already? - - - Cynthia Heimel The male chromosome is an incomplete female chromosome. In other words the male is a walki...
Posted by Chris on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Insults about Women

Excellent put-downs She was incredibly ugly, uglier than almost anyone I had ever met. A thin, withered creature, she sat hunched in her chair, in her heavy tweed suit and her thick lisle stocking...
Posted by Chris on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Halloween Jokes

JOKES FOR HALLOWEEN Did you hear about the cannibal who was expelled from school? - - - He was buttering up his teacher. Did you hear about the guy that lost his left arm and leg in a ca...
Posted by Chris on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST