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I'm Half Puertorican and Half Panamanian...I'm Five foot Two inches tall with brown eyes and Black hair with red highlights ...I'm light complected..and I've got a tatoo on the left side of my neck of a heart and a vine goin thru it....I'm a Down Azz Bitch who likes to have lots of fun. I love to try new things and meet new people! I'm LOYAL!! (Which is a big deal to me!!!) I love to travel and go to new places and check out they get down in they hood!!! I'm pretty blunt and I don't spare peeps feelins!!! It ain't in my blood to LIE!!!! and Most of all I ALWAYS keep it REAL!!! Anythin else U wanna kno holla at me and don't b afraid to ask!!! I ain't SHY!!!Sagittarius characteristics are witness to the importance of deriving meaning from experience. From experience, that is, not from books, though reading the thoughts and searches for meaning of others can help in the quest. Consider the symbol or glyph for Sagittarius - a centaur. The rear half is that of a horse and the front half that of a human. The horse symbolises animal instinct - it isn't the rear half for nothing! The human symbolises the search for that which lies beyond animal instinct. The two are always together - meaning, philosophy, religion, are divorced from instinct at their peril. Then you get the philosophers and preachers who exhibit great powers of mind but cannot touch the heart.Loyal...Generous...Patriotic...Competitive...Active in games...Interacts...Impatient and Hasti...Ambitious...Influential....Fun 2 b with...easi 2 talk 2, hard 2 understand...Thinks far with vision...Yet complicated...Easili influenced by kindness...Polite and Soft-spoken....Have lots of ideas...Sensitive...Active mind...Choosi and always wants the best...Temperamental...Funni and Humorous...Loves 2 joke...Good debatin skillz....Always has that someone on on her mind...Talkative...Daydreamer...Friendli...Kno's how 2 make friends...Abidin...Able to show character....Loveable...Easili hurt....Prone 2 gettin colds...Loves music...Easili bored....Seldom shows emotions...Likes:Freedom..Unuasual ideas..Bein on the move...Parties...Luxury items...Gambling..New Friends..FlirtingDislikes:Public disapproval..Playing safe..Confinement..Monotony..Tight areas..Bein doubted..Bein refusedSAGITTARIUSSpontaneous. Horny. Freak in Bed. High sex appeal. Rare to find. Great when found. Loves being in long relationships. The one So much love to give Not one to mess wit Very pretty. Very romantic. Nice to everyone They meet. Their Love is one of a kind. Silly, fun and sweet. Have own unique sexiness. Most caring person you will ever meet! Amazing n Bed..!!! Did I say Amazing in Bed? not the kind of person you wanna fuck with u might end up cryingSagittarius (Nov. 22 - Dec. 21)Right out the chute I am going to tell you...THEY LOVE TO BE SHAVED. True love is being shaved. Sagittarius love is being shaved by someone they love. And they LOVE to travel. They are constantly moving. They are always packing and going somewhere. They are the outdoorsy type. Why fuck in a tent when you can be surrounded by Sequoias under a moonlit night and have sex? Sags will Fuck Everywhere! Most Sags flash body parts and are closet nudists. They will be the first to register for nude volleyball at the nudist resort. Don't get me wrong, they have a TON of provocative clothing at home, but they like to be naked. EVERYWHERE. They don't know why its against the law to drive naked in a convertable especially. It just doesn't seem right. Downright Anti-American to them. They are also bleeding heart causefighters. They believe that sex is a biological function amongst friends...why fight it when you can fuck it? A perfect night for them is to : Talk. Fuck. Talk. Fuck. Go out and look at sea otters..Pick some flowers...Talk. Fuck. Laugh. Have a drink. Talk. Fuck. Dinner. Fuck. Sleep. Fuck and Fuck some more! Male Sags have more fetishes than a female Sag. Foot fetishes...Lingerie...Female Sags are nature lovers: Do it in the bushes, Sex on the beach, in the ocean, hell behind the local laundrymat! Kinky? they Love Kinky. Wear that pirate getup for these girls, they'll be on their knees in a heartbeat. They'll dress kinky and skip the panties under a short skirt if you're going out on the town, just to get you going, and I do mean going~ these girls want it all night long! Whipped cream, body oils and bondage,Licking and sucking, whatever it takes to keep the party going! . They believe in doing it and doing it often! fucking before the movie starts..., fucking at the theatre during the previews and maybe a quick blowjob on the way home. Sag females love sexing up your whole body! Give them a chance, there won't be a body part they haven't sucked licked or fucked!You can touch them anywhere and they got hott cause they're freaky like that! They love leg rubs and jacuzzis, this is because their thighs are a hot spot...They'll be the ones holding you up fucking in the closet at your friends housewarming party at two in the morning. They are built for lot and lots of sex in any way shape or form, kinky or slow teasing, fast and hard or slow and easy~ if you want to get your freak on, Sagittarians are the way to go! None of the other signs love Sex as Much as a Sag!
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Name: Joi
Birthday: December Beauti
Birthplace: Panama Citi, Panama
Current Location: The K Babi
Eye Color: Brown
Hair Color: Black and Red
Height: FUCK yes, and i hate it
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right, Babi
Your Heritage: Hispanic
The Shoes You Wore Today: Sandals
Your Weakness: uuummm lol keepin that one 2 myself
Your Fears: Not doin anithing in life
Your Perfect Pizza: Cheese cheese and more cheese
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: be more goal oriented
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: LOL, and OH OK
Thoughts First Waking Up: Im breathing
Your Best Physical Feature: LOL my titties
Your Bedtime: Nigga Im grown
Your Most Missed Memory: My Graduation
Pepsi or Coke: Coca~Cola Babi
MacDonalds or Burger King: Mac DOnalds
Single or Group Dates: Single
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Lipton
Chocolate or Vanilla: Chocolate
Cappuccino or Coffee: Coffee
Do you Smoke: yes
Do you Swear: like a sailor
Do you Sing: hell naw
Do you Shower Daily: hell yes
Do you want to get Married: ???
Do you belive in yourself:
Do you get Motion Sickness: nope
Do you think you are Attractive: yep at times
Are you a Health Freak: yeah sorta
Do you get along with your Parents: hell yes
Do you like Thunderstorms: hell yeah
Do you play an Instrument: yeppers
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: yeppers
In the past month have you Smoked: yeppers
In the past month have you been on Drugs: uummm i plead th e fif
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos:
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: hell naw
In the past month have you been Dumped: hell naw
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: yes sir
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: uummm i plead the fif
Ever been Drunk: yep
Ever been called a Tease: oh yes
Ever been Beaten up: yes but not by choice
Ever Shoplifted: yes
How do you want to Die: old
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: a stripper...lol
What country would you most like to Visit: amsterdam
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: doesnt matter
Favourite Hair Color: braided up
Short or Long Hair: obviousli long
Height: taller than me
Weight: 150 to 200 not fat
Best Clothing Style: thuggish or laid bac
Number of Drugs I have taken: i plead the fif
Number of CDs I own: too mani
Number of Piercings: five
Number of Tattoos: one
Number of things in my Past I Regret: none

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MySpace Comments GraphicsI wanna meet some one who's real and not bout games...I love someone who's open and honest and mos of all LOYAL....Without loyalty we aint got nothin!!!! But i jus want a REAL and TRILL ass nigga, who's goin to b down 4 me like I'm goin 2 b them....How do I tell Him of the love that I am feeling? That He sets my soul, my senses reeling? All I live for day and night, Is to please Him always, and do things right.I gave my heart to Him to have and hold, My mind, my body, my spirit, His to mold. The beating of my heart, when He is close, Sets me apart, He helped chase away the ghosts.The ghosts of the past had been haunting me, Making me blind to the things I couldn't see. I was His almost from the beginning, I didn't know it, but He was winning.The tears I cry alone at night, Are because I want it all to be made right. To become His, in the evening shadows…daylight.To wear His name, and honor Him always, To be His, yesterday, today, for the rest of O/our days. To shine so beautiful and bright, To have Him know that without me, all is not right.I am His filthy slut, His nasty whore, But a loving gentle soul to my core, I want Him to know He can depend on me, Oh please oh, please what can I do, to have Him see? That with me is where He is meant to be?TEXAS, STAND UP!!! U're a TRU TEXAN IF.... 1. U hate all other states 2. U kno where RoundRock is 3. U kno it's CHALIE not Charlie Boy 4. U begin and end UR convo's with ALREADY 5. U resent the fact that people assume all we do is ride horses and wear cowboy boots 6. U will beat the next person's ASS that asks U if U voted 4 Bush 7. When U hear "syrup", U automaticalli think of the drank; not the condiment-8.U call people unrelated 2 U "kinfolk" 9. U can finish the lines:" What's the ____ deal"/ "Man hold ____"/ "Got 2 much_____in my____" 10. Bein "throwed" isn't a predicament; it's a state of mind 11. U fuc with JACKN A BOX 8 days a week! 12. A 102 degree day is normal 13. At least one of your high school teacher's was a coach 14. U kno AT LEAST 15 people from Praire View 15. U think way the people from NY talk is "funni" 16. Wearin TIMBS is an optionnot a way of life 17. U kno HWY 59 and I-35 can get U ANYWHERE 18. U were sad when Paul Wall and Chamillionaire started beefin' 19. If U remember when Lil' Flip got shot 20." T-Lady" is reserved for Mother's and Grandmother's ONLI!!! 21. U kno the truth: MIKE JONES SUCKS!!! 22. For Austin, U remember when Club 2000 was the shit 23. U cain't understand Y everyone else in the world is so hostile and in such a hurri 24. calling a girl a bitch WILL get u leaned on 25. U kno what the meanin of BOPPER, SWANGER ,SLAB,CAKIN,SWEET,DICKIN, and bein THROWED 26. Dominoes is jus as much part of the family reunion as the family 27. U have family from DALLAS, HOUSTON, AUSTIN ( at least) 28. U have never said "you all" in your life 29. U have a porch not a stoop 30. U LOVE CADILLACS 31. It's in your blood 32. U miss the real FUCK ACTION(TEXAS REALYS)- 33. U kno what it means to "roll a big body" and "lac a corner" 34. U don't realli see the purpose of EVER leavin the state...... SO IF U FROM TEXAS.. LEAVE A TAG AND REP YO SHIT HARD TILL U DIE....AND DON'T B SCARED TO REP YA SHIT!!!!
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Music:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aI0IXMAPq8AI LOVE MY TEXAS NIGGAS!!! Trae, ZRO,Bun B, Pimp C, Mke Jones, Paul Wall..... REPRESETIN the THIRD, BABI.... NO DOUBT...TUPAC(always in my heart)...i love RnB too(aint no point tho if u aint got no bodi) (lol)...jus j/k!!! i love all types of music.....I also love my East coast peeps...DMX...Cameron Wu-Tang ...Eminem....but I also listen to Avant and Jamie Foxx..Trey Songz... Omarion....and a lot ofother peeps I don't care to list cause there is too mani...lol.. but I love music...

Movies:

I love to watch anithing but I'm a sucker for sappi movies...My FAVORITE is "The Notebook"..talk bout a tearjearker...lol...but I also love Scarface and The Godfather's One, Two , and Three... Hoodlums...New Jack City...Sugar Hill..anithing with TUPAC...I also like silli movies...I love to laugh...it keeps you young..lol...I LOVE the Harry Potter series so far....I can name a thousand more but that would take forever..i jus love to watch ani kind of movie except WAR MOVIES can't stand those... i truli hate those...lol....

Television:

Well...There's jus bout nothin I dont watch on TV...... I watch pretty much mos reality shows, and all the C.S.I.'s, all the LAW and ORDERS they have....MONK(that is my show!!!!!) Glad they invented Tivo!!!LOL!!!! Gotta keep up wit 'em!!! Jus startd watchin the BOondocks and i Realli like that show...its off the CHAIN for real!!

Books:

I love to read jus bout anithing...I've read all the Harry Potter Series..I love to read Historical Romances...Murder Mysteries..Horror...Ghost...certain Biographies...Erotica...I especialli love Zane...she's like WHOA!!!!

Heroes:

U CAN ONLI BLIEVE NONE OF WHAT U HEAR AND ONLI HALF OF WHAT U SEE
Make your own Fortune Cookie!My hero is my two BEST FRIENDS (and you kno who yall are)!!!! They've always been there for me and always keepin it real with a girl....APPRECIATE YALL MUCH!!!! LOVE YALL!!!! LADY AND BABIGIRL!!!!!(Happi now?(LOL)

My Blog

What type of Dessert....

If all of the desserts listed below were sitting in front of you, which would you choose?(Sorry, you can only pick one!) Trust me...this is very accurate. Pick your dessert, and then look to see what ...
Posted by ~Almond~Joi~ on Wed, 13 Dec 2006 12:53:00 PST

U kno u from TEXAS if

u KnOw U FrOm TeXaS WhEn.... When you begin & end conversations with "ALREADY" -When you hear "SYRUP", you automatically think drank; not the condiment -You call people "KINFOLK" even tho they're ...
Posted by ~Almond~Joi~ on Wed, 13 Dec 2006 06:15:00 PST

U kno u from Killeen if......

U KNO U FROM KILLEEN WHEN...... U KNO U FROM KILLEEN WHEN...... 1.when u can buy a gar(cigar) from chongs knowin ur ass is only 142.When u still know everyone from elementary school3.when u go to the ...
Posted by ~Almond~Joi~ on Wed, 13 Dec 2006 06:07:00 PST

Rough Sex Facts

Giving .........head....... massages the jaw....while burning 32 calories.Swallowing foreign body juices is actually like taking vitamins and it whitens your teethThe American Dental Association says ...
Posted by ~Almond~Joi~ on Wed, 13 Dec 2006 05:56:00 PST

Horoscopes

>>>VIRGOSexy. >someone loves them right now. >Freak in bed. >Always wants the last word. >Caring. >Smart. >Addictive. >Attractive. >Loud. >Loyal. >Easy to talk to. >Hard to forget >Love at first sight...
Posted by ~Almond~Joi~ on Fri, 01 Dec 2006 08:32:00 PST

Horoscopes

>>>VIRGOSexy. >someone loves them right now. >Freak in bed. >Always wants the last word. >Caring. >Smart. >Addictive. >Attractive. >Loud. >Loyal. >Easy to talk to. >Hard to forget >Love at first sight...
Posted by ~Almond~Joi~ on Fri, 01 Dec 2006 08:32:00 PST

Romance Mathematics

ROMANCE MATHEMATICSSmart man + smart woman = romanceSmart man + dumb woman = affairDumb man + smart woman = marriageDumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy______________________________OFFICE ARITHMETICSmar...
Posted by ~Almond~Joi~ on Fri, 01 Dec 2006 08:26:00 PST

A womans vocabulari...lol...pay attention

Take this one to heart my friend, it may save your life some day.WORDS WOMEN USE~FINEThis is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and youneed to shut up.~FIVE MINUTESIf she is get...
Posted by ~Almond~Joi~ on Fri, 01 Dec 2006 09:42:00 PST

Starts with F and ends with K

This is cleaner than you thinkWhat Starts with F and ends with K?A first-grade teacher, Ms. Brooks, was having trouble with oneof her students. The teacher asked, "Harry, what's your problem?"Harry an...
Posted by ~Almond~Joi~ on Thu, 30 Nov 2006 04:06:00 PST

Onli in America

Only in America......can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance. Only in America......are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink. Only in America.....do we use answering ...
Posted by ~Almond~Joi~ on Wed, 29 Nov 2006 12:13:00 PST