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Johnny

Things 'ell never be the SAME, after this one - Ghost Rider SPIT flame, lay back an' twist one

About Me


You guys know about me... tall, blonde, and hungry. I love to eat sushi, drink, and rub my tongue on things. I'm cavalier, and hold absent minded and unprotected sex high on my list of the wonderful stuff in life. Hedonism at it's best... I collect miniature soaps, and always treat my hookers really nice. I work periodically... on my tan. Used to be in a metal band here in Vegas, but now we're on permanent "Hiatus". That's code for: "We like to drink a lot." I NEVER do drugs, unless you want to pay for them... and, this is the best part - I have a really, really, big penis. Adios!

Thrash metal 101, noobs. Enjoy. The bottom video is "Holy Wars... The Punishment Due", a la 1990. They closed with this song at the House of Blues on 9/14/2007, United Abominations Tour.

My Interests

Abrasive personalities... loud, obnoxious music. I like to drink and spend money... lots of both. OH... and I like to play FPS video games and shoot people in the face - since I can't do that in real life... and get away with it.

I'd like to meet:


Christy Turlington ... Tatjana Patitz - Dave Mustaine, Kerry King, Tom Araya, Robbin Crosby...

Music:

Music is a poor child who's constantly being abused. SLAYER - MEGADETH - ALICE [ Titans '91 ] SEPULTURA - SOULFLY - PANTERA - DEICIDE - TESTAMENT - MORBID ANGEL - CANNIBAL CORPSE - SIX FEET UNDER - GWAR I might listen to some of the stuff you like, you can never tell.

Movies:

I've seen every film in existence... at least 5 times.

Television:

Only on Sundays.

Books:

Anything with pictures.

Heroes:

John McClane, Conan the Barbarian, Dave Mustaine, Alasdair Gillis, Christine McGlade, Vince Vaughn - Vince Young, Neil Patrick Harris and Charlie Sheen... and whoever invented TiVo.