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B the Art

I wake up in the morning, I piss excellence!

About Me

It's all so simple. Bald, Brown, Bold & Bitter. LOL! Tryin to get through some hard times, so get ready for the shock & awe! Nothing but brutily honest opinions and facts regarding everything that life has to offer. You can take it or leave it. Grown azz man talking! Either move over or get run over. Ride or die! Is the world ready? It really doesn't matter now.... I've arrived!Peace be upon you and yours. TRY to live righteous. One love!

My Interests

Any topic that's Controversial - Sex, religion, Sports, Sex & more Sex. Am I pushing it here?Seriously, I'm in to music, sports, & alcohol. Not in that order. Oh yeah! I almost forgot..... I consider myself an expert in ghetto philosophy and relationships. I am the GHETTO DR. PHIL. "when keeping it real goes wrong".

I'd like to meet:

WOMEN!!! Grown azz women. The type of women that are ready to cheat on thier husbands. The type of women that have toys and are not afraid to let a brotha like me use it on em. The same type that scream during orgasms, even if the kids are asleep in the other room. "I keeps it realler than real!" Do you know what I'm talkin' bout? LOL! I'm just joking.....but seriously.......

Music:

Soul music. If you need to define "soul" then you have a serious problem. I know..... It's a wide range.... Tell you what; turn on VH1 Soul and watch it for 48 hours straight. Then add a sprinkle of 2Pac type beef verses and there you have it.

Movies:

Too many to name.... Some of my favorites are Good Fellas, Menace II Society, Crash (good movie), and anything that has real good sex scences & violence. Ya know.... No Broke Back Mountain or Agaysha crap!

Television:

HBO, ESPN, VH1 Soul, & BET....in that order. Can't forget COPS! It comes on about 4 different channels. They need to just make a channel dedicated to COPS 24-7. Please watch that and learn what not to say to the law. And for those in Cali, keep running! Can't forget Judge Mathis! Maury! My daytime shows! The Wire, Sopranos, Deadwood.... Gangsta!

Books:

Too many to name.... however, a few on Malcolm X and Dr. Martin Luther the King. If it's not a serious read then it doesn't get read.

Heroes:

The Brown Hornet from Fat Albert and the Cosby Kids. What do they really expect for us to put here.OK.... My Hero is Alexyss Tylor! Play the Video! Not now, right now! And listen.... to the whole damn thing and you'll see why!

My Blog

Is it just me?

Ok! Last night I was enjoying the Mavs vs. Warriors game!  It was a great game!  The score was close throughout the 4th quarter....  As the Mavs made a few big plays, the Warriors start...
Posted by B the Art on Wed, 02 May 2007 01:51:00 PST

Poor vs. Broke

Poor vs. Broke Poor people can't afford computers / Broke people have computers, but can't afford new software to fight viruses. Poor people don't have cell phones. (if they do,its because they d...
Posted by B the Art on Tue, 01 May 2007 10:24:00 PST

My Top Greatest EmCees of All time

I know this may cause some controversy... but that's exactly why I'm doing this... I'm tired of the radio controlling and force feeding garbage to our youth.  So to my young ones out there (earl...
Posted by B the Art on Thu, 26 Apr 2007 11:18:00 PST

A public service announcement to all my people of color

"BLACK SNAKE MOAN" a new movie starring my boy, Samuel L. Jackson is coming out soon. Please be sure that all of your bills are paid on time.All traffic and parking tickets must be paid and up to date...
Posted by B the Art on Tue, 20 Feb 2007 02:43:00 PST

Snickers

Happy peanut soul...... over chocolate covered mountain tops and waterfalls of caramel..... Dancing nuggets in the middle brings a song of satisfaction to...... the world. THE WORLD!!! "Packed with p...
Posted by B the Art on Tue, 20 Feb 2007 08:39:00 PST

If Johnny Cochran were alive....

This would never have happened.... Here's my theory....but 1st... Let me explain something. 1. "My blackness will not allow me to say that OJ is guilty; however, I don't feel he's innocent either.&nb...
Posted by B the Art on Tue, 21 Nov 2006 01:46:00 PST

BET

I never thought I would say this.... BET as lost all integrity.  I'm so confused by BET's television line up that I feel like a member of a church filled with Bloods & Crips.  But not re...
Posted by B the Art on Sun, 29 Oct 2006 07:39:00 PST

In Da Club! ( W.U.)

This is a shot out to those brave men and women that go to the clubs to shake that damn thang!  However, this blog is for the WARMER UPPERS! You may be asking yourself.... "what the hell is ...
Posted by B the Art on Mon, 05 Jun 2006 06:32:00 PST

It's Like "Old School"

I have to tell you.... These last 2 months have been some of the most life altering months I may have ever experienced.  A lot of you don't know my story because of the man I am.  The man I'...
Posted by B the Art on Fri, 28 Apr 2006 10:43:00 PST

I can see past the drama

There's a thin line between genius and madness.  From Smart to Retard.  However give props where props are due.  In this blog I want to talk about my boy R. Kelly.  Now when he fir...
Posted by B the Art on Thu, 23 Mar 2006 09:13:00 PST