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Blow his mind, and you keep it hood, like a real live woman should.

About Me


About me:
Sorry to all the people who I still haven't accepted yet.
I'll get around to adding you guys one day haha. Toooooo lazy (;
For everyone who does know me, here is a simple about me :).
I like food. A loooot haha [;.
Uhhhhhmm not too good at showing my emotions.
Don't think I don't care just because that's how it seems.
Unlike many, I'm not one of those chicks
who think every other girl is a bitch or a hoe.
So, don't worry. Let's chill.
Huuuuge flirt, don't get attached,
because I probably won't get attached to you.
I have a big thing for boys with dark hair.
Been through it all, so now, I just watch and learn.
For those who don't know me, here is a little more elaborated about me.
To start off,

I'm not your kind of girl.


I'm Sarah Safarzadeh.
And sometimes, I wish I wasn't.
I've got a lot of friends.
Give me a good reason to say I know you.
I'm 5'1, fifteen, and weigh 731 pounds.
I live in Houston.
Hollla!
I like birds.
Also, trees, milk, and heels.
Haha, there are too many things I don't like to list.
You can call me a pessimist, an optimist, but I call myself a realist.
I do not look at the glass and contemplate if it is half empty,
nor do I contemplate if it is half full.
I look at the glass and say "Why the hell is that here".
I can not live my life by categorizing events as one thing or another.
Categorizing myself as one thing or another,
ha I can't even begin to imagine.
I figured you are naive to be optimistic,
and you are ungrateful to be pessimistic.
So instead, I excogitate ways to help me benefit
off the situations I can control.
Everything else, is just that simple.
I'm extremely social, but I keep my problems to myself.
That doesn't mean you can't talk to me about yours.
I'm a huge nerd, and still play my Nintendo 64 on a daily basis ;].
You can laugh all you want about it, but in the end,
I'm still going to be the one who whooped your ass at Mario haha.
I love myself, my life, and everybody who's in it.
You should too.
I like to have fun.
Don't ruin it for me.
Wow you talk shit?
Think I can't?

I run the show.
I call the shots.
But I'm nice.
Judge me when you can back it up.
I'm a girl who picks up your litter to help the environment.
A girl who doesn't support animal testing.
I give my time and money to the people who need it.
I'm a girl who will hurt you unintentionally.
A girl who won't say "I love you" back.
I'll show you a good time though, if you return the favor.
I'm a girl who doesn't know enough about herself to care.
A girl who gets into bad situations with the best intentions.
My life is one big mess, and I find it beautiful.
Talk to me, get to know me.
Ask me your questions and tell me your answers.
Figure me out.
Tell me who I am.
Drive to the store and get the Carter III!
Riggggggggght now.
If you choose to talk to me, maybe I should tell you a little before you do.
I'm very, very, very annoyed by people who make themselves greater than they are.
Believe me haha, your boyfriend/girlfriend are just like the others,
and so are you, and your friends.
Remember, there's a difference between confidence and conceit.
WEEZY FUCKIN BABY
TWENTYFOUR/SEVEN.
P.s.

WORLD PEACE!

My Interests



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FASHION ICON

Books:


Completely obsessed with this couple.

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My Blog

fucking myspace

TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The SurveyName:Sarah Caitlyn Safarzadeh aka cool bishBirthday:12/04/92Birthplace:HouuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuustonCurre nt Location:HouuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuustonEye Color:Light brownHair Color...
Posted by SARAH JONES" on Mon, 06 Oct 2008 10:28:00 PST

Stems

I wish I could hide in this dark cave,And hold you in my hands forever.Because the sun will come and shine,and the moon will smile.And all the while, I sit, legs crossed like a child.I tilt my head ba...
Posted by SARAH JONES" on Sun, 21 Sep 2008 08:35:00 PST

Betta fish

I feel so bad for them.They live their whole life in a bowl, all alone.
Posted by SARAH JONES" on Tue, 19 Aug 2008 08:12:00 PST

21 things every guy wants to hear

a list compiled in a recent Cosmopolitan magazine issueit was a joke by the waypart of a segment called "if men wrote cosmo"1. "A 2-carat princess-cut Tiffany diamond set in a platinum band? Ew, who'd...
Posted by SARAH JONES" on Mon, 26 May 2008 11:10:00 PST

A, B, CCCCloser now.

Such infused color in every line.Dignity pasted into every word.Shades of gray seep through every blue line.So I erase them all away.and begin to say,what's been on my mind all day.I open my mouth.Hea...
Posted by SARAH JONES" on Tue, 22 Apr 2008 07:03:00 PST

Life:

Begining to end....
Posted by SARAH JONES" on Wed, 23 Apr 2008 08:15:00 PST

Close your mouth, open your eyes.

The end....
Posted by SARAH JONES" on Tue, 08 Apr 2008 09:27:00 PST

Best song ever

When they call your name Will you walk right up With a smile on your face Or will you cower in fear In your favorite sweater With an old love letter I wish you would I wish you would Come pi...
Posted by SARAH JONES" on Sun, 30 Mar 2008 03:42:00 PST

I wish they knew.

There is someone behind these brown eyes you see.There is someone behind these pink lips you kiss.There is someone behind this smile, and there is a voice behind this mouth.There is someone behind the...
Posted by SARAH JONES" on Fri, 22 Feb 2008 11:14:00 PST

Memories I memorized

Faint lights, chilled wind, red lips, numb fingertips.Cracks in the road, cracks in my mind.Steady pace back to this new place I call home.Where I eat, breath, sleep, and talk to you on the phone.Warm...
Posted by SARAH JONES" on Thu, 03 Jan 2008 02:47:00 PST