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About Me


I AM A: Woman Poet Mother Wife Friend Daughter especially when it thunders, The sound of my child's laugh and waves pounding the shore, the scent of sandalwood, Anything cooked over an open flame, Chocolate Milkshakes & for coffee lovers only at cold stone, walks in the woods during the day and strolls on the beach at night, is my favorite season, I collect small trinket boxes and ernies, playing video games with my family, When my Husband does the dishes, Halloween is even better then my birthday,

I love sleeping with the windows open, Snuggling under a comforter and lounging on lots of pillows, Laughing until I cry, I'm terrified of needles, but I have six Tattoo's So Far

I appreciate punctuality, I can't stand traffic, or long lines that don't end at thrill rides, I don't like to let go, or dust, I hate sand "it's course and it's rough and it's irritating, and it gets everywhere"
I don't like Hallmark Holidays you should be thankful everyday and love me everyday, if you must get me flowers, I'm ok with them being a day late and 50% Off, It really is the thought that counts, Columbus Day is stupid Why can't we have Amerigo Vespucci day instead?

People who bag things with handles suck if it's that damned important buy a canvas bag damn earth killers...I don't know about you but I like the ozone layer between me and the sun! Idiots who can't merge properly when driving should have their license revoked, I'm allergic to cats and bullshit, Oh yeah, and I want to spit on Custer's grave at least once before I die

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Johnny Depp, Lestat, Seth Green, Oprah, Anita Blake, Queen Elizabeth I, Black Buffalo Woman, Bill Maher Odd Thomas, Barbra Walters

My Blog

sometimes words can fail

Today is just a sad sad day...I loved Charlie's Angels when I was growing up it was great to have women who were strong and able to take care of themselves to look up to.  Farrah Fawcett was a beautif...
Posted by on Thu, 25 Jun 2009 19:28:00 GMT

betcha it's the same fuckers who use plastic bags

Today the California Supreme Court upheld the vote on Prop 8...There are no words to say how upset I am.  I just don't understand why it matters so much to people.  I was taught that Love is Blind, an...
Posted by on Tue, 26 May 2009 20:28:00 GMT

Your so Vain you Probably think this Blog is about you

Hey You...pay close attention because I'm getting really tired of wishing skin cancer on people...You DO NOT need a plastic bag for Any of the following:  a candy bar, a single beverage(unless it's al...
Posted by on Thu, 07 May 2009 20:43:00 GMT

Don't tread on me

Yesterday was Earth Day.I worked yesterday morning.  The very first thing I was asked to do was DOUBLE fucking Bag laundry detergent, and fucking water bottles  I wanted to beat the woman to death, wh...
Posted by on Thu, 23 Apr 2009 06:13:00 GMT

something to think about while you shovel in the turkey

The events that led up to and culminated in the Camp Grant Massacre were the severe depredations of humans and livestock in the first four months of 1871. Atrocities were committed by both the white m...
Posted by on Wed, 26 Nov 2008 12:48:00 GMT

Food for thought

The Wounded Knee Massacre, also known as The Battle at Wounded Knee Creek, was the last major armed conflict between the Lakota Sioux and the United States, subsequently described as a "massacre" by G...
Posted by on Sun, 18 Nov 2007 19:47:00 GMT

Today's History Lesson

The Sand Creek Massacre (also known as the Chivington Massacre or the Battle of Sand Creek) was an incident in the Indian Wars of the United States that occurred on November 29, 1864 when Colorado Mil...
Posted by on Tue, 21 Nov 2006 06:40:00 GMT

Ode to the green eyed mistress of cheese

What if I could tell you Some of  your deepest fears are true Those things you worry about in the dark How faithful he hasn't been to you I wish that I could whisper in your ear All the shit he's...
Posted by on Sun, 13 Aug 2006 20:33:00 GMT