MONGO

So a little bit about me.....Well first and foremost i'm a REDNECK...and I love being one...Anything outdoorsy, or country and I'm down....I Love country music, especially older stuff and I Love Bluegrass...I also like classic rock and many others....and I LOOOOOVVVEEE to karaoke...I'm a Registered nurse, and I work at Clearfield Hospital...Hunting spring gobbler is my favorite thing to do...there is nothing else in this world that gets me more fired up than callin in a hot Gobbler to the gun, whether it be mine or someone elses.... ----------------------------------------------------------- -. . . . One afternoon at Cheers, Cliff Clavin was explaining the Buffalo Theory to his buddy Norm. Here's how it went: "Well ya see, Norm, it's like this. A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members. In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Excessive intake of alcohol, as we know, kills brain cells. But naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine. That's why you always feel smarter after a few beers."