Wild and Crazy Random Survey
Take this fun survey filled with crazy random questions.
Is there anybody you just wish would fall off the planet? myself, if I weren't starring in porno films
How do you flush the toilet in public? karate chop
Do you wear your seatbelt in the car? How could I fly through glass wearing that?
Do you have a crush on someone? yes
Name one thing you worry about running out of. insults
What famous person do you (or other people) think you resemble? probably "the fonz" because I can make a jukebox turn on by hitting it with my elbow
What is your favorite pizza topping? veggies
Do you crack your knuckles? I'm drug free
What song do you hate the most god bless the u.s.a.
Did just mentioning that song make it get stuck in your head? yes....dang you!!
What are your super powers? i can shave my armpits w/o bein' gay
Peppermint or spearmint? kerosene
Where are your car keys? ignition
What's your most annoying habit? making people flinch
Where did you last go on vacation? Malibu(slept with p. diddy
What is your best physical feature? silky inner thighs
What CD is closest to you right now? bitches brew(miles davis)
What 3 things can always be found in your refrigerator? hummus, a dirty magazine, and tzatziki sauce
What superstition do you believe/practice? police sketches
What color are your bed sheets? pink
Would you rather be a fish or a bird? well that just comes down to a hook or bullet
Do you talk on your cell phone when you drive? yes
What are your favorite sayings? you o'd bitch
What song(s) do you sing most often in the shower? Die motherfucker die & my humps
If you could go back or forward in time,where would you go? I'd go to my funeral and talk shit about myself
What is your favorite Harrison Ford movie? was that the neighbor on Home Improvement?
How many kids do you plan on having? i suck at gettin' chicks n 2 the sack
If you could kiss anyone who would it be? neighbors dog needs attention
What do you do when no one is watching? the robot
If they made a movie about your life, what actor/actress would be you? ALF
Would you rather die in a blaze of glory or peacefully in your sleep? let's blaze player!
Coffee or Tea coffee is my favorite
Favorite musician(s)/bands you've seen in concert? The Dead, James Brown,Primus, P-FUNK,Belle & Sebastian,RUSTED ROOT, Phish, and of course, Hookah!
Have you ever been in love? Yes
Do you talk to yourself? we make things happen
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