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Aaron "11.75 Inches" Walker

I am here for Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends and Networking

About Me

First: my legal first name is Jebediah. Second: my family was one of the first Quaker families to settle Nantucket.Some friends and I hold the world's record for playing Leap Frog.When I'm not chatting up hot babes on the internet, I'm beefing up the tranny on my Camaro...and fighting.

Wild and Crazy Random Survey


Take this fun survey filled with crazy random questions.


Is there anybody you just wish would fall off the planet? myself, if I weren't starring in porno films
How do you flush the toilet in public? karate chop
Do you wear your seatbelt in the car? How could I fly through glass wearing that?
Do you have a crush on someone? yes
Name one thing you worry about running out of. insults
What famous person do you (or other people) think you resemble? probably "the fonz" because I can make a jukebox turn on by hitting it with my elbow
What is your favorite pizza topping? veggies
Do you crack your knuckles? I'm drug free
What song do you hate the most god bless the u.s.a.
Did just mentioning that song make it get stuck in your head? yes....dang you!!
What are your super powers? i can shave my armpits w/o bein' gay
Peppermint or spearmint? kerosene
Where are your car keys? ignition
What's your most annoying habit? making people flinch
Where did you last go on vacation? Malibu(slept with p. diddy
What is your best physical feature? silky inner thighs
What CD is closest to you right now? bitches brew(miles davis)
What 3 things can always be found in your refrigerator? hummus, a dirty magazine, and tzatziki sauce
What superstition do you believe/practice? police sketches
What color are your bed sheets? pink
Would you rather be a fish or a bird? well that just comes down to a hook or bullet
Do you talk on your cell phone when you drive? yes
What are your favorite sayings? you o'd bitch
What song(s) do you sing most often in the shower? Die motherfucker die & my humps
If you could go back or forward in time,where would you go? I'd go to my funeral and talk shit about myself
What is your favorite Harrison Ford movie? was that the neighbor on Home Improvement?
How many kids do you plan on having? i suck at gettin' chicks n 2 the sack
If you could kiss anyone who would it be? neighbors dog needs attention
What do you do when no one is watching? the robot
If they made a movie about your life, what actor/actress would be you? ALF
Would you rather die in a blaze of glory or peacefully in your sleep? let's blaze player!
Coffee or Tea coffee is my favorite
Favorite musician(s)/bands you've seen in concert? The Dead, James Brown,Primus, P-FUNK,Belle & Sebastian,RUSTED ROOT, Phish, and of course, Hookah!
Have you ever been in love? Yes
Do you talk to yourself? we make things happen
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My Interests

ERIN NATASHA MOON!*patchouli oil* 60's hair* a hammond B-3 organ at the beginning of a song* whistling* bragging about meeting half-assed famous folks *telling lies* denying the truth* Shooting fruit (with guns not needles)* Bitchin' sideburns on older fellas* Flexing* Body buzz

I'd like to meet:

Lauryn Hill , Subway's fat mascot,and the dude that invented the county fair.

Music:

Whiskey-chuggin' country, heroin bangin' rock, free base a la hip-hop, cut yerself emo, Stab yer sister Metal, Die to be annoying modern pop, I have a Gordon Lightfoot tattoo on my ankle, WORD!

Movies:

Beethoven (of course) I, II, and III; Deep Throat; VIVID's Babysitters collection; The Pony Said Yes; BLUE CHIPS (my friend Brandon got slapped in the face by Shaq's dick); The Making of the Making of the Making of Twister; Hot Shots (part Deux); Roadhouse

Television:

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PimpWebpage

Books:

Photography for tards, What is a jew?, Why we don't need a spanking, How to lose a guy in 10 days, Don Stock's biography, Hands-on math projects,

Heroes:

Neil Armstrong, Lance Armstrong, Billy Joe Armstrong, Brian McArmstrong, Stacey L'Armstrong, my Arm's strong, and Armstrong Street (East and West, in parenthesis).

My Blog

kind of like sitting in cracker barrel

Some of my dearest associates have had very close "run-ins" with these charges of dynamics. While some are high and others lower, 90% of the basic stucture (the portion we do not experience daily), ar...
Posted by Aaron "11.75 Inches" Walker on Wed, 09 Jan 2008 11:15:00 PST

Uncle Kevin

Many of you know my uncle Kevin, the one from Michigan.  I guess he wrecked one of his waverunners about a month and a half ago or so.  He ran into someones personal boat dock on Lake Michig...
Posted by Aaron "11.75 Inches" Walker on Fri, 14 Sep 2007 01:11:00 PST

hair gel in my coffee (HELP!!!)

I was driving to work a few minutes ago.  I'm supposed to meet with my boss, he needs to talk to me about my skin color or something.  So, I'm fucking flyin' down the interstate listening to...
Posted by Aaron "11.75 Inches" Walker on Fri, 14 Sep 2007 01:00:00 PST