I work. I eat. I drink Beers. I complain. I sleep. I wish. I watch TV. I am a Bears fan. I am a White Sox fan. I can kick your ass. I am Union. I am tired of typing. I try to golf. I drive a jeep. I mow my lawn. I have the world's best wife. I like pizza. I'm going to be a father sometime around September 26th of this year. I had to sneak that in somewhere. I exist.