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Laura

how could I fail women's studies? I love bitches!

About Me

Oh, well, you know...I'm pretty much a look-alike for Beyonce, with a voice like Mariah, and the intellect and wit of Britney...at least. my next album will be called "unicorns." How many ways can I say the same thing? I am a humorous fat chick with a lot of ideas in my head. I'm pretty lazy except when I'm really excited about something. Things I am excited about: music, video and film, photography, trans/genderqueer issues, cooking, being crafty, playing mad libs, mind games, and making up funny dances to early 90's hip hop.

My Interests

Being a good woman...by this I mean everything from de-fatting chicken to trying to understand how infants work. Driving around semi-recklessly. My cell phone. The brightly colored flowers planted around the church down the street...they close up at night and I find that fascinating. Breasts. Libraries. The free store in Shelburne Falls. Wishing and hoping. Preparing myself for the onslaught of life. Looking up cute dog breeds from books. Trying to cook West Indian food. Kathy Acker photos. My mom's French friends. Blank notebooks.

I'd like to meet:

People who are very comfortable with their genders, sexualities, and physical bodies (of all shapes and sizes). Artistic, creative, and funny individuals. Anyone who likes to play 1. scrabble 2. uno 3. swilldines 4. guitar. Oh, and most definitely plus-sized fashion designers that need their proverbial horizons expanded.

Music:

This week: Feeling Good-Nina Simone, Janis Joplin, tangos, and really gay 70's songs.

Movies:

Waters/Almodovar/Varda films. Rear Window, City of God, Mean Girls, Beavis and Butthead Do America, Superstar, Return to Oz, How High, Monster, 28 Days Later, Annie, anything with Chloe Sevigny, Natasha Lyonne, Thora Birch, Christina Ricci, Janeane Garafalo (?) or Maggie Gyllenthal (?). DOCUMENTARIES!

Television:

don't have one any more, but here are some shows I miss or wish I could be seeing: Surreal Life (DaBrat is HOT!), America's Funniest Animals, everything on HGTV, Strip Search, Ellen, Oprah, Jeopardy, Adoption Stories, most shows on TLC, Dr. 90210 (even as I cringe and yell at the TV), that show where people think they're alone and sing in their cars. Ha ha...losers. Ripley's Believe it or Not, Law and Order: SVU, Without a Trace, What Not to Wear, Bargain Hunt.

Books:

Jennifer Weiner novels, Barbara Kingsolver novels (particularly NOT Poisonwood Bible), Tom Robbins novels (my fav. is Jitterbug Perfume), Assata by Assata Shakur, Valencia-Michelle Tea, everything by Audre Lorde, everything by Patrick Califia (but esp. Transgender Politics, 2nd. ed.), Sublime Mutations-Del LaGrace Volcano, Gregory Maguire's first two novels, all Anne Rice, all Poppy Z. Brite, and so so many more...

Heroes:

Hanne Blank. Kathy Acker. Del LaGrace Volcano. Patti Smith. The Ladies from Big Burlesque. The people who work for Doctors Without Borders. This probably sounds weird, but Kunta Kinte. My high-spirited and ambitious friends.

My Blog

no more blog for me!

*NEWS FLASH* I'm not gonna post any more blog entries here on myspace because, well, I'm never on myspace. I've become exclusively friendster if you know what I'm saying ;) ... So, check me o...
Posted by Laura on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

where have you gone?

Lord, it has been so long since I have stepped foot in here. I've been too busy with midterms and work at the shelter. There are two things I am very excited about right now. 1. Jamie is comin...
Posted by Laura on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

changing my status

Man, this is depressing. I can't tell if I'm doing relatively OK or if I'm just numb still. I just changed my "status" on both Myspace and Friendster. I'm officially single. I say this not as a co...
Posted by Laura on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

P.S.

One more thing: I had a super-weird dream with Nomy Lamm in it. She was suspiciously quiet.
Posted by Laura on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

I forgot I was funny (looking)

I'm sitting in my bedroom, lights off...I love the ambience of computer glow. Jamie is snoring lightly next to me. Even though I got like five hours of sleep last night, I am not yet ready to go to ...
Posted by Laura on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

good in bed

I feel like this must be another "gotcha...made you look" title. Actually, "Good in Bed" refers to the book I just finished reading. It was soooooo good. In a nutshell, it's about a plus-sized woma...
Posted by Laura on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

vegetarian spare rib

For any people who have added my journals to their list of things checked compulsively, please note I have completely changed most of my "about me" things on my profile. I think I'm running out of st...
Posted by Laura on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

my nails are purple

I used to say it was blasphemy to paint my nails any color but red, but I'm trying to branch out. It's my idea of a fucking adventure. I painted Danna's toe nails deep purple while she was here visi...
Posted by Laura on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

loco!

All I can say is, at least I'm definitely not antisocial! For the most part I actually agree with the results (my therapist could attest to this). Disorder | Rating Paranoid: High Schizoid: Hi...
Posted by Laura on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

I dreamt I lived in New York City

It's true. Last night I dreamt that I had just gotten a new apartment in New York City. It was kinda in the outskirts, but it was still really expensive so it was only one room with a separate showe...
Posted by Laura on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST