Waving (Mary Hells Bells style). Thats da real proper waving from the heart, for those that dont know.
Real people like da chicks and dicks.
Bananarama. Bela Bartok. Bertolt Brecht. None of dis unsigned band bollocks on da internet tankyou very much. Theres a good reason why you're unsigned and dont drive da fast cars likes da Rolling Stones. Just being proper fackin straight with yuz. Proper fackin Mary Hells Bells style. I guess you as gots to be cruel to be kind, yeh?
Anyting wit da Whoopie Goldenburg. I once waved to her at Gatwick Airport. And guess what? She damn well waved back. Just like a proper black Lady Diana. Now dats what I calls da waving. And straight from the fackin heart it was too.
Count Down. Deal or no Deal. Richard and Judy. The Simpsons. Hollyoaks. News on Four with John Snow. Then it's DVD time. Mostly Whoopie Goldenburg stuff.
Harry Fuckin Potter and da Buckets Full of Shits. I like ta read it on de bus. Read it on da tube. Read it in de workplace. Hell, I even read it whilst walking down the street. Just like some kind of 41 year old fackin twat.
I guess it has to be John Snow from the Channel 4 news team. Such colourful socks and ties he wears. What a fackin genius.