Listening to the extremely intolerant bigots on the quad, primat anthropology, moose shaving, making up outrageous profile information, testing the limits of human gulibility and Pop-Tart collecting.
Jesus, Idi Amin, Vo Ngyuen Giap, Napoleon, Erich von Manstein,the Pope (doesn't everybody say they'd like to meet Jesus or the Pope?) Kate Beckinsale, Rachel Stevens, Gustavus Aldophus and the guy who created Barney just so I could kick him in the nuts. And the guy who decided eggplant was a vegetable and thereby edible.
Journey, Bowling for Soup, Charlie Robison, George Strait, the Beatles, Willie Nelson, Violent Femmes, AC/DC, Pearl Jam, Gnarls Barkley Red Hot Chili Peppers, Cheap Trick, Everclear, Led Zepplin, Patsy Cline, SRV, Alison Krause and almost anything except rap
Anything with car chases, explosions and naked women. And Hoodwinked
Anything but AFN
Anything and everything (except Harlequin romances, I have to have SOME standards)
The first kid to tell his mother that he would NOT eat his Brussels Sprouts regardless of how many children in China who were starving.