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Ski Tabriz

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About Me

I have been described as being a totally obnoxious asshole. But that's only when you first meet me. Give it a few minutes and you'll see I'm only a partial asshole. Personality can best be described as violently anti-social. I consider most people to be semi-literate cretins who should not be allowed in public unsupervised. The only thing that keeps me from climbing a tower and doing a Charles Whitman is that I'm too damn lazy.So save yourself the time and effort, go someplace else and leave me the hell alone.Someday I'll finish my degree and teach historyBut feel free to add me as a friend.........Have a nice day.
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Stacy
Birthday: December 26. And no, Christmas didn't suck
Birthplace: Georgia
Current Location: upstairs
Eye Color: Green
Hair Color: Brown
Height: 6'1"
Right Handed or Left Handed: rightie
Your Heritage: some of this, some of that
The Shoes You Wore Today: combat boots
Your Weakness: marshmallow peeps
Your Fears: male pattern baldness
Your Perfect Pizza: One that I don' have to share and anything but Anthonys
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: not having flashbacks and climbing a tower to do a Charles Whitman
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: LMAO
Thoughts First Waking Up: Did I miss PT?
Your Best Physical Feature: uvula
Your Bedtime: 2am
Your Most Missed Memory: road trips wit the boys
Pepsi or Coke: Coke
MacDonalds or Burger King: neither
Single or Group Dates: Single
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: neither
Chocolate or Vanilla: Chocolate chip
Cappuccino or Coffee: neither
Do you Smoke: too much
Do you Swear: what the fuck do you think?
Do you Sing: only in the shower
Do you Shower Daily: sometimes twice !
Have you Been in Love: YES
Do you want to go to College: back again
Do you want to get Married: already there
Do you belive in yourself: yes
Do you get Motion Sickness: barf like a bulimic at a Chinese buffet
Do you think you are Attractive: no
Are you a Health Freak: no
Do you get along with your Parents: no
Do you like Thunderstorms: yes
Do you play an Instrument: bass
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: yes
In the past month have you Smoked: yes
In the past month have you been on Drugs: NO
In the past month have you gone on a Date: NO
&..39;In the past month have you gone to a Mall:' no
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: yes
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: no
In the past month have you been on Stage: no
In the past month have you been Dumped: no
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: no
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: no
Ever been Drunk: yes
Ever been called a Tease: no
Ever been Beaten up: yes
Ever Shoplifted: yes
How do you want to Die: of old age at about 137
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: alive
What country would you most like to Visit: England
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: paisley
Favourite Hair Color:
Short or Long Hair: long
Height: spinner size is good
Weight: again, spinner size is good
Best Clothing Style: nude
Number of Drugs I have taken: none
Number of CDs I own: 1468
Number of Piercings: 1
Number of Tattoos: 0
Number of things in my Past I Regret: way too many
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My Interests

Listening to the extremely intolerant bigots on the quad, primat anthropology, moose shaving, making up outrageous profile information, testing the limits of human gulibility and Pop-Tart collecting.

I'd like to meet:

Jesus, Idi Amin, Vo Ngyuen Giap, Napoleon, Erich von Manstein,the Pope (doesn't everybody say they'd like to meet Jesus or the Pope?) Kate Beckinsale, Rachel Stevens, Gustavus Aldophus and the guy who created Barney just so I could kick him in the nuts. And the guy who decided eggplant was a vegetable and thereby edible.

Music:

Journey, Bowling for Soup, Charlie Robison, George Strait, the Beatles, Willie Nelson, Violent Femmes, AC/DC, Pearl Jam, Gnarls Barkley Red Hot Chili Peppers, Cheap Trick, Everclear, Led Zepplin, Patsy Cline, SRV, Alison Krause and almost anything except rap

Movies:

Anything with car chases, explosions and naked women. And Hoodwinked

Television:

Anything but AFN

Books:

Anything and everything (except Harlequin romances, I have to have SOME standards)

Heroes:

The first kid to tell his mother that he would NOT eat his Brussels Sprouts regardless of how many children in China who were starving.

My Blog

MySpace PSA

Okay so it's Halloween and Trick or Treating isn't a very big thing here so I thought I'd take the time to talk about a few thing I've noticed on MySpace. 1.  Sumo wrestling is technically a...
Posted by Ski Tabriz on Tue, 31 Oct 2006 01:01:00 PST

Best use of sarcasm EVER

Yeah I 'borrowed' this from another site........ Hurricane Katrina; Has America Forgotten?This week marked the one year anniversary of Hurricane Katrina, which means it's time for white Americans to l...
Posted by Ski Tabriz on Sat, 09 Sep 2006 10:35:00 PST

Road Trip

So working the night shift leaves a lot of time to think so I sat down and made a list of all of the states and countries I've been to. I have now been to 43 states.  I'm missing North & Sout...
Posted by Ski Tabriz on Sat, 09 Sep 2006 09:54:00 PST

Another day in Paradise

So after another meeting, I've finally realized this place isn't just Groundhog Day.  It's Groundhog Day mixed with Office Space and a really bad B-movie comedy with bad dubbing and no sub-t...
Posted by Ski Tabriz on Sat, 22 Jul 2006 06:00:00 PST