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About Me

I'm Adele/Del/Delicious/Boo/Delmonte. Cheers Matty.
I'm tiny small. Like a pixie.
I drink out of that bit on an acorn, and live under a tree.
Glenn licks my feet and I look in the mirror a lot.
I work in a pub. I can pull a pint better than you.
I play Steel Pans and i love it.
I have 9 piercings and 7 tattoos,
and yes, i plan on getting more.
Anyone want to pay for my Pin-Up tattoo?
I like my hair and makeup to be done.
I have Facebook. I don't like it much.
People like Laura make me happy,
especially when we go sight-seeing.
I embarrass myself, and other people quite often.
I rule at Ashlee Simpson on Singstar,
and i'm obsessed with Heroes and Dexter.
I like clothes from All Saints,
and sleeping on Egyptian Cotton Sheets.
Anchorman is awsome.
As are Harry Potter books.
I don't like it when people pretend to be something they're not.
Or when people lie.
Me and Laura are RIGHT into our 'neutrals' at the mintue.
My ears stick out a bit, i have big lips, eyes and even bigger eyelashes.
I'm pretty damn awsome at bass on Rock Band.
'Suicidal Pigmy-Hippos are coming to a town near you!'
I make a mess when i make cups of tea. Sad face.
And i have too many sugars.
But not as many as Laura.
I fancy Christian Bale a bit.
Buy me a Kopparberg Cider and i'll be your friend :)
I'm walking the Roman Wall for 'Beat', the eating disorder charity. Sponsor me bitches.

My Interests

"Fashion was made to be unfashionable." - Coco Chanel.

Bettie Page
1940's Pin-Up

I can be a bit of a geek.
I'm into reading books and all that jazz.
'You know that woman speaks eighteen languages, and can't say no in any of them.' - Dorothy Parker.
'By the time you swear you are his, shivering and sighing,
And he vows his passion is infinate and undying,
Lady, make a note of this: One of you is lying.'
- Dorothy Parker.

dancing alone in your underwear makes everything so much better.

I look like her from Crystal Castles. And Nancy from Hollyoaks. Apparently.

LAURA- 'You can have four peas and a scoop of mashed potato. But you can have as much ice cream as you want.'

I'd like to meet:

My Blog

Today i does love/hate.

Today i does love: Our Family. Laura, Tom, Kyle, Meee and Matty.That Zarah's had her baby.Mis-teeq. I rock.Miley Cyrus.My depressed vagina. Today i does hate: Feeling this sick.Soup...
Posted by Del-icious on Sun, 07 Sep 2008 07:49:00 PST

Last few days.

Claire's 21st party. It was on Saturday. Claire told us all to dress up lovely and posh, and i FORGOT. I went in jeans and a tshirt. Booo. Have a look at the pictures on here or Facebook...i looked li...
Posted by Del-icious on Wed, 03 Sep 2008 04:59:00 PST

22/07/08. Good times.

Matty was LATE in picking me up. You see he was editing the wonderfulness that is the Waterfront (R.E.M) tour video. Pip dances. And Sam is in his pink pants. Seriously, you don't want to miss it. Any...
Posted by Del-icious on Wed, 23 Jul 2008 06:08:00 PST

Steel Spring

We were at The Sage playing pans yesterday. Because we're cool like that. It was all good till it started raining. Sad face cause it fucked up my hair.Then our pans blew over.So we moved inside a...
Posted by Del-icious on Sun, 20 Jul 2008 05:13:00 PST

Pub Quizzle

Ohhh, me and Laura, are the Ultimate Quiz Masteresses.We rule. Tonight was fucking ace :)I was rather proud of our questions and stuffs. Think Boo was too. Right now, i feel like doing a sick because ...
Posted by Del-icious on Wed, 16 Jul 2008 05:07:00 PST

6th Form Ball.

It was yesterday. And now i have sore feet. My Boo ruined her stockings and cut her knees-ies :( Kit got off the bus for a wee when we stopped in Haydon Bridge, the bus driver man left him. Ha. W...
Posted by Del-icious on Sat, 05 Jul 2008 06:46:00 PST

Sight-seeing & Gigs.

Bonjour Le Chat. Myself, Lauraboo and Matty went sight-seeing yesterday, it was gooood. It rained, but we still wore our sunnies :)We got told off in the Baltic for taking photos and the typing woman ...
Posted by Del-icious on Fri, 27 Jun 2008 08:14:00 PST

Fake Tan, Indiana Jones

Me and Kit had a fake tan session today, he helped me spray tan myself, and i spray tanned a happy face on his belly :)We ended up with poo fingers.Im veeeeeeeeeeeery brown, happy with it th...
Posted by Del-icious on Sat, 21 Jun 2008 05:56:00 PST

New shoes, Dentists, Pub Quiz

I went to work today. Walked into the kitchen with my big newwww shoes on, and fell on my face.I sat on the floor like a tramp and LAUGHED at myself. But oh, it gets so much better. Theres me, wearing...
Posted by Del-icious on Wed, 18 Jun 2008 05:14:00 PST

Odd Dreams, Gorgeous Barman, New Underwear.

Ever had a sex dream about someone you know? And only like as a friend? Ohhh it puts you off talking to them, and you avoid them, even though it was just a dream. And those dreams where...
Posted by Del-icious on Sun, 15 Jun 2008 07:43:00 PST