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Name: Rachel
Age: 19
Location: Leicester
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Emoing Up The Place

My names Rachel, or chuckles according to some..well, one person. I'm studying archaeology at Leicester uni and enjoying it a lot, met some fantastic people while at uni and recently am enjoying and spend most of my time at mosh on most nights but always on a tuesday (use the space!) so yeah, that pretty much sums me up in a nutshell so now I will leave you with some amazing facts produced by our resident zoologist and zooniverse owner Shmal:

-- adults in nepal disguise themselves as tourists by standing on the shoulders of children to escape their village. Alternatively, children on an adults shoulders will be slapped with a sturdy herring on sight

-- Eyebrows are a figment of the imagination. Moustaches, however, were created in a lab and first tested on ducks

-- Vests were originally used to confuse enemies during war time into thinking the opposing army consisted of young boys

-- Bats have approximately the same nutritional value as broccoli (except fruit bats, which are nutritionally similar to a small mango with a side of melon)

-- A tulip actually has three lips

-- Beards were invented by Sebastien Hans Beard in 1813 as a means of alternative wig farming

-- All flamingoes are female - they just split down the middle which is why they have the appearance of one leg - that's just after division. When they appear to have two legs they're ready to divide. Its also why you never see a flamingo face on

-- One of Michael Fish's legs is three feet longer than the other, you just can't notice it with the camera angle they put him at

-- If you stare at Jean-claude Van Damme long enough he will disintegrate. But for every one of him that does this 2 more re-integrate in his place.

-- Did you know David Dickinson is made of anti-matter and has a negative atomic mass?

-- Emperor penguins no longer wish to appreciate the music of barry manilow. They used to, but not any more. I can't tell you why, you'll just have to ask them yourself

-- In space no one can hear you scream. You're not screaming loud enough!! SCREAM LOUDER DAMMIT!!!!!!

-- Henry VIII could eat a mans face off in under 10 seconds

-- In medieval times stags would kill people and devour them codpiece first, which is why codpieces are no longer worn in everyday society - so as not to provoke the deer

-- The nutritional value of a Helmut is more than the value of two Vladimirs but less than half a Jurgen

-- Peruvian folk have no knuckles and exaggerated leg-pits

-- King Arthur was actually a woman who suffered from dwarfism or a young boy with long, girlish hair depending on which translation you use

-- Yoko Ono can't play scrabble as she doesn't know any words

-- When played backwards Cliff Richard sounds like an old woman hitting a goose against a plank of wood

-- Des O'connor's kneecaps are made of straw and cloth

-- Helen Mirren has no odour at all

-- The square root of Hugh Hefner is Peter Stringfellow



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Rachel's Law: profile picture must match backgroundOther Laws:Wombats must be left at the doorAll fermentations must be witnessed by a warlockCheese will only be tolerated when accompanied by an adult...
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