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About Me

It all started in 1994 in Long Island, New York. Jacob Dixon, frustrated that his love life was going nowhere fast, grabbed his drum machine, microphone, bass and electric guitar. He immediately started making songs about total nonsense with the intent of mocking and annoying everybody around him to tears. Years later, he began receiving numerous death threats from mainstream music fans and decided that the better part of valour was discretion. He moved to Switzerland with his wife.
Soon thereafter, Mr. Dixon took his talents in a different direction. Instead of the loud, nonsensical and incoherent music the world has grown to hate, he had put together different radio skits in a vain attempt to bring radio theater back to the forefront where it belongs.
After dominating the radio drama world for two straight years, Mr. Dixon has set his sights on the voice-over market. He believes that his melodious voice will do nothing but improve various companies looking for that extra ooomph, that je ne sais quoi, that thing that makes you go "I want whatever they're selling and I want to use that man's voice for my company because he makes me feel all loosey goosey."
Let the negotiations begin!
Click the "lyrics" tab", then click the link for more information about the company being mentioned. Enjoy!
Oh Yeah, he's a stand up comedian and was also a wrestler at one point. Check this out!
Danke schon = thank you
Ich habe Durchfall = I have diarrhea
schwarz = black
schwarz fahren ist unfair = black riding is unfair
zuerst mÃ¼ssen Sie geradeausfahren = first you must drive straight
Vintage Critical Mass Promo: Chavez Raoul & Brimstone

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Jacob Dixon on iSOUND.COM

My Interests

Music:

Member Since: 21/03/2006
Band Members: Me, a mixing board, a microphone and a sound editing program.
Influences: My Lord and Savior Jesus Christ, My wife Meggi, Ron & Fez, Andy Kaufman, Orson Welles, Bruno, Jay, Anthony, Brian, Alan, Chris, Jon Schaefer, King of Prussia- PA, Mac & Cheese, Ramen Noodles, Dunkin' Donuts, Krispy Kreme, 39th Street Donuts, Mackey Sasser, Bill Cosby, sodamilk
Sounds Like: Country Goodness
Record Label: Facebag, INC
Type of Label: Indie

My Blog

Jacob Dixon stand up in Basel, December 7th, 2008

Jacob Dixon stand up in Basel, Dec. 7th, 2008
Posted by on Wed, 17 Dec 2008 14:19:00 GMT

KEYS TO A SUCCESSFUL RELATIONSHIP - courtship

THE DOCTOR IS INCourtship is a very important factor in a relationship. Without the rituals of courtship, all of the relationships in history would have been garnered illegally (rape, incest, k...
Posted by on Fri, 11 Jul 2008 13:56:00 GMT

Swiss Championship Wrestling - Explosion 2

www.swiss-wrestling.ch
Posted by on Sat, 19 Apr 2008 10:41:00 GMT

Mamalamolex?!?!?!

I need to point out that Dave Bruno came up with Mamalamolex during one of our Metal Casserole broadcasts five years ago. Great fun!
Posted by on Sun, 17 Feb 2008 05:50:00 GMT

brimstone

www.entrancetohell.com
Posted by on Sun, 17 Feb 2008 05:04:00 GMT

Pro Wrestling Revolution

www.pwrwrestling.net
Posted by on Sun, 17 Feb 2008 05:05:00 GMT

bellaphoto

www.bellaphoto.50megs.com
Posted by on Sun, 17 Feb 2008 05:03:00 GMT