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A Pagan died and went to Heaven. St Peter
met him at the door. "You can't come in here," Peter said.The Pagan asked why."You're Pagan... sorry. But Hell isn't so bad. Your friends
are there, and they say it's cool."The Pagan is depressed but goes anyway, because he was, well,
Pagan. So he goes to Hell and is greeted by a beautiful green
field with people picnicking and having a great time. A man in a
white comes over to him and presents himself as Satan, and the
Devil tells him of all the delights in what appears to be a 5 star
resort."Wow!" thinks the Pagan. "Hell ain't so bad! I'm happy to be here."Suddenly, the sky gets black and fire spews from the ground. A
screaming, flaming man falls from the sky and is swallowed by a
crack in the earth. After he disappears, everything returns to
normal."What the heck was that?!" the Pagan asks Satan.Satan replies, "That was a Christian. They wouldn't have Hell
any other way."