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Captian Russ

I am here for Friends

About Me


Hey look. I'm on myspace. All the cool kids are doing it so here I am. I keep my friends page pretty short, I pretty much only add people I actually know or have at least met. I think there's only one or two I haven't met. Don't really see the point in having 500 friends, there's just no way you're actually going to check in on that many people. Yes my top friends are randomized. I don't like rating my friends 1 through 8 on who I like best. I think you're all freaks!But seriously, if you're gonna add me, please include a message. Random adds confuse me. And when I'm confused I walk into walls and hurt myself. Don't be offended if I don't add you, I like to keep my friends page small and personal. If I don't know who you are, I probably won't add you, and there's a good chance you didn't even bother reading this and are just trying to get 5000 friends.
Ok so about me. I fix arcade machines. There's a lot of stupid crap that goes on, but for the most part I love my job. I could probably be making over $20 an hour if I would have stuck with my tech support job, but I was miserable 8 hours a day. And no money is worth that. So I took a pretty big pay cut to be able to do what I love all day, and not have to deal with insane nutjobs on the phones. And I think that's pretty damn important. My house is known as Russland, I had kinda made a joke about calling it that, and then it pretty much stuck. I have so many projects at home I have forgotten what boredom is like. Always putting together arcade machines, and never have time to play them, unless there's a party. The garages are also full of giant metal ground shaking beasts that always seem to be half finished. I Fix and modify cars/trucks/motorcycles/time machines in my "spare" time, and I'm always up for whoring out my automotive skills for friends. I Also play a few instruments, but haven't had much time for that lately. I'm the type of person that is good at a lot of things but have not mastered a single one of them. And I think I'm better off that way.
I guess most would consider me goth, but I'm just in it for the clothes and music. No, I don't file my teeth, I don't think I'm a vampire and I don't sit in the dark cursing those who oppose me. I just have fun with it, and after getting into the whole scene, I've never met so many kick ass people at clubs before. I'm pretty open minded, I'll try anything twice, and I will never flake out on you. That's my biggest pet peeve, flaky people. And crock shoes are really starting to irritate me as well. Stompy boots are just so much cooler and sexier. OK I'm rambling about footwear. I think I'm done here.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

That lady that's always yelling stuff in front of the drug store.

My Blog

After 5 years of friendship, she's dying :(

After 5 years of listening to me ramble, she is dying. Shes been in my life for 5 years, shes listened to my nonsense, and Ive listened to her, for sometimes hours each day. And after multiple life...
Posted by on Fri, 27 Feb 2009 17:31:00 GMT

And YOU made it happen with your busted up cars!! Keep em coming!

Been busy as hell fixing up yo busted up rides! You guys are awesome, and it's nice to help my friends from getting ripped off in the garage. Don't forget about me when your car dies, everytime your c...
Posted by on Fri, 21 Nov 2008 03:23:00 GMT

Don’t let some random mechanic rape you, LET ME DO IT!

Ok so Death1 (also known as my 1960 hearse) is at a standstill due to I keep spending my money on pretty much everything else. And since I'm salary at my full time job, overtime isn't an option. So I ...
Posted by on Tue, 28 Oct 2008 20:32:00 GMT

Im gonna start using this more. No, really this time.

The electric bike rocks. Haven't bought gas in a couple weeks :D also installed gauges on it, and discovered that it has about a 20 mile range with two batteries installed. The downside, is that flyin...
Posted by on Tue, 21 Oct 2008 15:58:00 GMT

STUFF!!! WITH THINGS!!!!

Hey look at me! I'm sure you're all thinking, "Wow, your lj post looks so much more up to date and secure!" That's because I installed SP3 onto my pirated edition of windows! And I'm still here! Calm ...
Posted by on Mon, 01 Sep 2008 04:09:00 GMT

More destruction . . . coming soon. . .

Another new weapon in the works. All I gotta say is this: Unreal tournament. That is all. 
Posted by on Wed, 25 Jul 2007 20:27:00 GMT

sooo sleepy . . .

ok so going out on Tuesday nights is probably a bad idea, since I'm supposed to be at work in 15 minutes, and that just ain't happening. Not that anyone gives a crap if I come in 8 hours late anyway, ...
Posted by on Wed, 25 Jul 2007 06:43:00 GMT

grr. arg.

I have a lot of crap to do today. But I really really really don't want to do any of it. I'm so ready for summer to be over, working 6 days a week just isn't doing it for me.
Posted by on Tue, 24 Jul 2007 10:00:00 GMT

New toy!!!

My welder arrived my welder arrived!! If anyone needs me I'll be out welding metal spikes on EVERYTHING! The cursed chrysler has a repaired transmission, and hopefully i will have the engine and trans...
Posted by on Sat, 21 Jul 2007 22:34:00 GMT

Stupid money system making me work and do stuff. . .

Didn't I say I was gonna start using this more? I'll try. But for now it's sleepy time. Soon will I rest, yes, forever sleep. Earned it I have. Twilight is upon me, soon night must fall.. . . . and so...
Posted by on Fri, 20 Jul 2007 00:10:00 GMT