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Sister Christian

in vino veritas

About Me

"I drink to drown my sorrows but the sons of bitches have learned to swim." - Frida Kahlo

Let's see. I drink alot of vodka, I collect gargoyles and shot glasses, I'm a fairly decent artist but I don't put it to use. I hate children. I have the worst job in the world and probably have a touch of Social Anxiety Disorder. My cats are my babies. I live with my mom, which totally cramps my style but when you're this much in debt, what do you do? I would take a bullet for any of my true friends. I dye my hair red, I pride myself on my sense of kitsch, I love my car because it's a convertible but hate it because it runs like shit. I can't sing or dance, though I've been known to do so when intoxicated. I have one ex-husband and about fifty pairs of shoes.

My Interests

"Writing for a penny a word is ridiculous. If a man really wants to make a million dollars, the best way would be to start his own religion" - L. Ron Hubbard

I'd like to meet:

I don't really like meeting new people.

Music:

is good. If it's got a good beat and I can dance to it, I give it a 10. 80's new wave, industrial, rockabilly, punk (old stuff, none of this bubblegum pop-punk nonsense), electronica, old country, um, yeah.

Movies:

Natural Born Killers = best movie EVER. I heart Quentin Tarantino, Terry Gilliam and Tim Burton. American History X, The Professional, The Dark Crystal, Labyrinth, Napoleon Dynamite, Garden State, Fight Club, Spaceballs, Donnie Darko, Bram Stoker's Dracula, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Frida, The Princess Bride, Snatch, True Romance, Office Space, Army of Darkness, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Super Troopers, the Boondock Saints, all the Star Wars, the LOTR trilogy, all the Monty Python movies. Anything with Jason Statham (omg HOT) or Angelina Jolie (omg HOT). And gay porn.

Television:

Six Feet Under, Family Guy, SNL, Drawn Together, Kids in the Hall, WonderShowzen, Robot Chicken. The more offensive and twisted, the better. Will & Grace, The Office, Simpsons, Lost, The Discovery channel, TLC, IFC, Bravo, and, sadly, E! .

Books:

I have everything Anne Rice has ever written. Stephen King, Thomas Harris, Douglas Adams, Edgar Allen Poe, Mario Puzo, David Sedaris, William S. Burroughs, George Orwell. Brave New World, Fahrenheit 451, the Catcher in the Rye, etiquette guides from the fifties, "strange but true" type stuff. The Harry Potter series, John Steinbeck, biographies of pop icons, pretty much anything. I average two books a week and I expect to be diagnosed as a hoarder because I never get rid of them.

Heroes:

Karen Walker