Missing Persons Bureau profile picture

Missing Persons Bureau

I am here for Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends and Networking

About Me



My Interests

I'd like to meet:

A Sunday kind of love...

My Blog

If You Really Want To Feel Truly Alive...

...try dancing in Rittenhouse Square by yourself in the rain twirling about dervishly until the dizzy sets in. Never truly alone, I danced with the city, just her and I.Depeche Mode"But Not Tonight"Oh...
Posted by on Sat, 15 Nov 2008 10:28:00 GMT

Why Michael Phelps is a Piece of Shit...

Congratulations to our American hero! A hairless, depilatoried, mutant, sequestered fuck that swam in a Communist pool and won some medals. American foreign policy is such these days that when I saw t...
Posted by on Wed, 13 Aug 2008 12:40:00 GMT

A Message From the High Chancellor of the Council on Human Prophecy

My job burned down yesterday. Let's just get that out of the way first. Now, I've been out of work many, many times, but this takes the Big Ribbon at the Fair. The cause was electrical, and weeks earl...
Posted by on Sun, 13 Apr 2008 17:24:00 GMT

What is Macho Monday?

Follow the link and prepare to get Macho...Macho Monday
Posted by on Sun, 30 Mar 2008 21:02:00 GMT

"Fish are jumpin’ today, huh Daniel?"

Transformers Generation One Personality TestYou are Hot Rod. You are an all around good person. You follow rules until they get on your nerves, then you throw out the rule book and start shooting. You...
Posted by on Mon, 31 Dec 2007 16:01:00 GMT

End of Year Retrospective...

And so it goes...Where did you begin 2007? At The White Dog Cafe waiting to go to a party.What was your status by Valentine's Day? Poor, but alive.Were you in school (anytime this year)? I'm currently...
Posted by on Wed, 19 Dec 2007 01:36:00 GMT

The Blog to End All Blogs...

So I haven't blogged in a while. Blagged yes, but nothing blogged. That's because life gets in the way. Real life. The thing is, it's hard to aire my grievances about my daily grind when so many are w...
Posted by on Wed, 25 Jul 2007 02:42:00 GMT

And so it began on a soggy June night...

I'm writing. Finally and for real. With pen and paper over whiskey and jukebox jams. The old fashioned way, albeit mildly contrived. Inspiration however is a fickle bitch that must be placated! The na...
Posted by on Wed, 13 Jun 2007 01:09:00 GMT

It's like Christmas morning...with more ink...

After one too many and a late night cab ride deep into hipster country, waking up to a new set by Sophie was like being 7 years old on Christmas morning! Yay!
Posted by on Mon, 11 Jun 2007 15:11:00 GMT

I have an overwhelming sense of Doom...

Your results:You are Dr. DoomDr. Doom 73%The Joker 66%Apocalypse 65%Venom 64%Mr. Freeze 64%Lex Luthor 62%Magneto 61%Juggernaut 57%Catwoman 53%Two-Face 53%Riddler 50%Dark Phoenix 48%Kingpin 46%Green Go...
Posted by on Mon, 04 Jun 2007 20:35:00 GMT