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About Me

I am the center of the fucking universe. Exploitation is what makes you Gourge and famous! That includes; CNN, E!, Star magazine, any reality show, my own inner juice, and my faggy superstar quality. I'm also the original myspace celebrity. My talent is that I created a profile. That's all I needed to be somebody. Since I created my profile, I've been ballin with the likes of Paris Hilton, The Olsen twins, The Arctic Monkeys, Kate Moss, and Gary Numan. A few fun facts: Old people make me sad. I like to pee. I need rehab and my stomach should be pumped right now. In my free time, I play with rattlesnakes and go to revivals, mostly for the free cookies and Kool-aid. I probably listen to Human League more than any normal person living in this decade. I love me some Colt 45 and most things that are tacky and ghetto. I am un-hip with my discman and compact discs. I find myself wishing it were still 1988 for the sake of biker shorts, Human League, and neon. I like bacon and mayonaise sandwiches, subsequently, I like heart attacks... .. .. ">
which major arcana of the thoth tarot deck are you? short, with pictures and detailed results
DEVIL/PAN"the joker, worker, stabilizer"You are gifted when it comes to protecting yourself from judgements cast upon you by others. In fact, you are not easily thrown by external reality. You have the capacity to work and play hard and to laugh at yourself. This is the card of humour and sexuality (it is the only card with genital symbols). "Devil" spelled backwards is "lived", and it is very fitting. You live with humour and have a stable foothold on life. Of course, you do love setting the occasional bit of mischief into play.
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sugar fix

If you ever come back,  I might see the colors...maybe in time, this could be mine.Never asked too much, just a few favors...put this down in all of the papers.I can remember the dreams... the so...
Posted by on Thu, 20 Nov 2008 14:20:00 GMT

Sweet Dreams, "W"

SWEET DREAMS by TORI AMOS"lie, lie, lies ev'rywhere," said the father to the son your peppermint breath gonna choke 'em to death, daddy watch your little black sheep run he got a knives in his back e...
Posted by on Wed, 12 Nov 2008 16:48:00 GMT

In retrospect

same song this turntable playssome poor little boy and the candy crazeget in with my lollipop trade.It's a good year for hunters...good year for a silent scream...but most of ...
Posted by on Wed, 12 Nov 2008 15:51:00 GMT

So Candy, Candy

Its all sugarless...candy candy so bitter....Whiskey in a cup. Big love I'll never fill up. All your friends walk in the room...so cute...the cutest jeans. Gotta a cellular close and the messages are ...
Posted by on Wed, 13 Aug 2008 22:24:00 GMT

Tori Amos, Nashville 11/12/07

Isabel and a fag...Space Tori...Robo-tussin Dance...
Posted by on Tue, 13 Nov 2007 16:01:00 GMT

Bonnaroo 07 Pics!

How much fun did I have? Here it is...1st night... Waiting in line when you drank 8 beers and have to pee...BRAZILIAN GIRLS! This was so very hot for me!HOT CHIP!TOOL!REGINA SPEKTOR!FLAMING LIPS! Thi...
Posted by on Tue, 19 Jun 2007 15:34:00 GMT

another 180

I do this every year around this time. I perge. I feel like I need to shit and vomit for a week without stopping. Get the system ready for another year of destruction. Take multi-vitamins until I'd ra...
Posted by on Thu, 31 May 2007 16:21:00 GMT

Fatty orange nuggets (Drunk Blog)

I just ate a whole bag of cheetos and drank a bunch of fucking beer. Like the cock I have been known to choose, it was convenient. 1am... drunk...gas station... over-priced fatty little orange nuggets...
Posted by on Mon, 21 May 2007 23:30:00 GMT

A conversation...

if you were the universe, then why haven't we done it yet?because i cannot cause an effect, it should find it's way to me, randomly...the universe is fate.So what is fate?The way a life goes...The way...
Posted by on Tue, 15 May 2007 23:39:00 GMT

caught a moment

Today... walking, passing by. I had no intentions. Out of a thunderhead came the wind, the wind that caught me...it tried to be a breeze but became a little more. It caught me so that I felt glamorous...
Posted by on Wed, 09 May 2007 15:46:00 GMT